♫ “Boy the way America was played

Ploys that hid the big charade

Non-Binaries like us had it made

Those were the days

And you knew who you were then

Men were girls and girls were men

Mister we could use a man Joseph Biden again

Didn’t need no MAGA state

Only a few had to pull their weight

Gee our old EV ran great

Those were the days” ♫

Edy: “Oh Archie, I’m going to the market for a can of peaches in heavy syrup”

Archie: “Ah gee Edy, just watch out for guys wearing a red hat and driving a pickup”

Soy Boy: “Hey Arch, just because someone drives a pickup doesn’t make them a Trump backer”

Archie: “Ah Geez, Soy Boy, anyone driving a pickup probably is a republican and definitely a cracker”

Glory Bee: “Daddy, that’s not fair. You blast half the country because of what they drive?”

Archie: “That’s right little girl. All those people want to do is drink beer and cut our benefits so we don’t survive

Soy Boy: “Those people Archie!? Those people are what keeps America going”

“They’re the tradesmen, the truck drivers and the shelf stockers, doing their job whether it’s blazing hot or snowing

Edy: “That’s true Archie. Without them how would I get my can of peaches?”

Glory Bee: “Oh mama, here comes another of daddy’s speeches”

Archie: “So its speeches is it? Do any of these red hats sign my check?”

“No it’s the good old government and not some high school dropout redneck”

Soy Boy: “But Arch, without my check you wouldn’t be able to pay rent from what the government pays you”

Archie: “Let me remind you Soy Boy. Who put a roof over your head and food on the table and never missed a payment when rent was due”

Glory Bee: “It’s not our fault we can’t afford a house with the housing market the way it is today”

Archie: “Aha, so you need to live by my rules for you to stay

Edy: “Don’t listen to him, Glory Bee. Archie’s on his soapbox with those anti-MAGA slogans he loves to spew”

Archie: “Edy, stifle yourself will you”