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The New AI Academy Awards

“Okay people listen up,” the newly appointed studio head was calling his meeting to order

We’ve just been handed $28,000 to produce the next blockbuster and we’ve got to stay under budget to afford her

“I need some can’t miss ideas to begin the process of our new AI generated movies”

“The whole process shouldn’t take more than a month for all to contribute to these”

“So write down what you think the public would like and to have them lined up at the box office”

“So I can stand at the podium on awards night and accept the statue on behalf of all of us”

With that the three people stared back from around their laptop screens and wondered if David O. Selznick ever felt this way

This group knew they could create a film with themes from yesterday but be able to sell it to the audiences of today

So the ideas pitched by this group were updated versions of blockbusters from the past

With new computer generated locations, dialogue, and cast

Gone With The Breeze: This time set in Texas near the southern border. The main character Kristi, was an oil rich temptress only interested in what she owns

Her income is derived from cheap housing rented to migrants and her chain of stores providing instant cash for title loans

Omar of America: Living in New York, Omar owns all the garbage pick-ups on the eastside. He also dabbles in child porn and drugs

A home in the Hamptons, he drives Cadillacs and Bentleys instead of rugs

One Flew Over The Looney Nest: This movie would center on a person admitted to the White House requiring constant care

The fake doctor in charge signed all his papers, dictated his letters, and through dealings with his corrupt family made him a multi-millionaire

The Decent The Deplorable and the Repulsive: This film would center on current politicians all looking to be remembered as a game-changer

The Decent would be a brash man quick with his six iron, wearing a trademark red hat as he attempts to ward off danger

The Deplorable is still hanging around offering her opinion as though she still has relevancy

Appearing on numerous talk shows to rail on conservative concepts while ignoring the fact she should be jailed for more than one felony

The Repulsive is a group of ancient lawmakers all having served at the pleasure of themselves

While trying to maintain the air of working for the people, their criminal intent appears when deeper into their background one delves

“But can’t we have a film based on an old feel good movie from the past?” asked the new boss

“We thought about that skipper,” said one of the voices from behind the monitor screen. “But Mary Poppins, The Lion King, and the Trapp family have all been killed by Hamas”

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Pssst, I Have The List

The cloaked figure wearing aviator shades crouched low shaded by the doorway nervously checking his surroundings, his eyes shifting from side to side

A hooded shape emerged from behind the dumpster and cautiously approached the figure in a slow crab-like stride

“You got the list?” asked hoodie. “Yeah, I got it” replied Ray Bans

“Let’s see the money,” said the man peering over the top of his frames and holding out his hands

The briefcase snapped open and the minimal light illuminated packs of $100’s stacked neatly in rows

Handing over the thick dossier the sunglass man grabbed the briefcase and into the night he goes

Hoodie stood there shivering even though it wasn’t cold. He knew he had in his possession a list that could bring down CEOs, Hollywood elitists, and many a political heavyweight

With trembling hands he slid out the first sheet and there it was, a list of who was on the flights to sicko island and the date

With blackmail looming large, hoodie headed to the nearest Staples to make copies

It was then he noticed several initials entered multiple times highlighted by yellow sharpies

He now had the power. The highlighted initials could easily be tied to real names

Also in the packet were several videotapes. Each were connected to highlighted initials and those initials were from names everyone blames

“Oh what fun it will be to hear the denials,” hoodie thought

But the more sinister idea was the monetary reward as his silence will have to be bought

“So Mr Muckety Muck, you want that tape of you and the nine year old kept under cover?”

“That’ll be 100 grand for me to suppress that disgusting thing being done to you by your little lover”

“And Mrs X, that film of you and your real partner cutting up that 12-year-old, that’s half a million to you”

“Just remember this is a yearly tax that will be adjusted for inflation. Karma’s a real bitch depending on who you choose to screw”

“These lists and tapes will never see the light of day as they give me a tremendous advantage”

“It’ll be a real chore to keep up with all these high profile names but somehow I’ll have to manage”

But these kind of vile acts couldn’t happen in America. These heinous offenses would immediately lead to long stretches of jail time handed down by impartial judges

That would be the judges who weren’t on the list, abide by the Constitution, and bear no grudges

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When the ATM is Out of CASH

The pallets of bricks were in the agreed upon location and the protest signs were distributed

The bullhorns were checked for battery strength and the scope of the riots were to be anti-ice attributed

The shadowy NGOs were focused on the violence and media presence

The rabble-rousers were in place to assure nothing about this protest would be in silent acquiescence

The protesters were showing up in droves powered by their take on what was googled on social media and their own ignorance

Thinking that throwing rocks, burning vehicles, and waving foreign flags, they could make a difference

Little do they know they were being played by the same socialist groups that canonized George Floyd, the funny money pusher and drug abuser

Burn cities, loot, and kill after cops were called to arrest a man whose many health problems were attributed to lifestyle and being a pot, meth, and fentanyl abuser

Another liberal city, another liberal cause headed by a communist mayor and a lying democratic governor

The mayor watched part of her city burn and didn’t seem very concerned and the governor just watches as urban blight in portions of his state will not be able to recover

The real people in charge, voices from the sinister dark spaces, know the time to strike is now

It’s a matter of time before the entire citizenship of the US realizes the ATM is out of cash, puts their foot down and states, “this we can’t allow”

People are just plain sick of being spit on and treated badly by foreigners living on the dole

They’re realizing now that charity has its limits and the mass of illegal invaders is turning their once beautiful country into another third world crap hole

So the socialists will once again churn up the media frenzy and produce untold numbers of bots to elicit sympathy from the ignorant

Before Americans take it upon themselves to excise the mass illegal invasion that has rapidly metastasized and now malignant

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