Biden and his cronies have involved America in another war and cannot print money fast enough

The President realizing his cash reserves had run out long ago circled his toadies and tried to act tough

His act was somewhat negated by an aide sitting nearby with a box of adult diapers and a drool rag

His demand was to raise immediate cash to fund his multiple wars before the first serviceman returns home in a body bag

“We need to figure a way to quietly raise taxes before the people realize their already massive taxes are really supporting the One World Order”

“We can’t tax the migrants crossing the river as they’ve given all their cash to the cartels that allowed them to cross our border”

We can’t raise anymore taxes on income, dividends, property, purchases, food, travel, communication, entertainment, schools, utilities, or death since I promised to not raise taxes

“We need to find a way to bring in revenue in a hidden way to fool the masses”

“Sir,” piped up a government pip squeak. “Just a thought, but we don’t tax tips”

“What?” exclaimed the startled POTUS. We’re not collecting money from the person bringing us the dip and chips?”

“That needs to end now. Why I just left five dollars at the ice cream shop for the server with fine smelling hair”

“Getting some of that tip back immediately would seem very fair”

“And then Mr. President dare I say, we could then tax the tax,” stated the pip squeak

“I like it,” mumbled the Prez. “It means more we can pour new money into Ukraine’s coffers and slip a few bucks to whoever is in charge of the Gaza Strip conflict this week”

“But we won’t stop there, we’ll add a 2% “surcharge” to all taxes paid”

“Think about the immediate funds we can raise and most of the public will shrug and say it’s only 2% without realizing they’ve been played”

“Then they’ll turn back to their miserable little Facebook posts and reality TV and forget about the state of the nation”

“Since there are no migrants camping in their yard, no bullet holes in their car, or bombs exploding in their neighborhood, they’ll just sigh and pay this new taxation”

“If anyone protests or complains they’ll be turned in to the DOJ or the FBI

The agencies whose current motto is, They’re all a bunch of nobodies, and they all will comply”