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There was a Crooked Congress that Rode a Crooked Train

The crazy clock that is Washington just keeps a spinning

The DC time piece resets every four years, so a new countdown is only beginning

With the Celebrity Apprentice in charge and Moondoggie as his assistant the formerly smug democrats are scheming frantically for their political lives

Grasping at hearsay, conspiracy theories, and looking for new leadership while hoping anyone survives

Enlisting the aid of partisan appointed federal judges in a desperate attempt to head Trump off at the pass

Or at least keep him at bay while escaping Washington in anything powered by reliable gas

All the talk is centered on the frenzied USAID spending projects when members of congress are guilty of earmarking their own pork projects

The massive 2741 page OMNIBUS spending package approved in 2022 included more that 4000 earmarks over 360 pages that no one inspects

No one read it. No one cared. The blatant money grab was so the elected officials could say “look what I did for you”

Majority Leader, Chuck Schumer himself was connected to 142 earmarks not caring once for the American citizens he was about to screw

Like swarming guppies at feeding time most of congress threw their personal requests into the package

Making a yes vote be heard when the pork heavy package is put to a vote and the democrats had the advantage

So the special interests and their various contractors were gearing up with champagne and caviar for their “party favors”

Spending the little guys money and treating them like suckers, this is the kind of function Washington savors

And all this pork was rolled into the spending bill under the guise of keeping the federal government from shutting down

While the rest of the world stands around with their hand held out waiting for cash from the biggest ATM around

Milking the Americans has potentially reached the end of the line

Flooding the US with migrants was all by design

Control the peasants with small government benefits and little to call their own

Was the aim of Washington and the power behind the throne

But Biden short-circuited and his replacement couldn’t cobble together a coherent thought

And the once formidable gravy train came to a screeching halt, ruined by a lust for power, greed, and two people that couldn’t be bought

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Return To Sender

The flood had slowed to a trickle. Joe and Kamala had been sent packing, but left with a smirk on their face, the damage was done

Nine million illegals were being fed, clothed and housed at the taxpayers expense. All were illegal and the democrats felt like they had won

The new administration had been sworn in with a promise of rounding them up and sending them back. But figuring out where they were hiding will prove to be a monumental task

The migrants weren’t going to line up to be deported should this administration politely ask

First the deportation task force will have to locate the people in question

Going after and emptying the shelters first is the obvious suggestion

But what will the government do with this huge number that still needs to be housed and fed

Concentration style camps will have to built so these people can be watched and still receive their daily bread

But what country is going to want this group back and what will be asked in return

The foreign governments will be beside themselves thinking about what they could potentially earn

The human ping pong ball of migrants will grow in size as the US has a backlog of deportations at the ready and the hole card of cutting foreign aid

For instance, the US has pledged 547 billion in aid to Venezuela. This could be a negotiation chip in any kind of migrant trade

Beginning to sound like a cross between human trafficking and slavery the bidding will start at half a billion

So what are the counter bids going to be for these foreign nationals numbering close to a million

Ferreting out an illegal population and returning them to their homeland while awaiting their asylum trial date sounds like an impossible dream

This will become the new leftist rallying cry as the unaffected liberals will now have another reason to scream

But there will be silence in urban areas where funds have been depleted and multitudes of tax paying businesses shuttered

These free loading people ignored by the Border Czar are still held in high esteem or so the Big Guy stuttered

So does the new administration have a plan to swiftly deal with the illegals as America is at the cross roads

Or will they assume the democrat stance and do nothing until America implodes

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An Invite to The DC Halloween Party

Its the time of year for Halloween. Kids can dress up in overpriced costumes with a license to steal

A training ground for future representatives as they terrorize citizens demanding sweets or face the consequences. Of course what is mentioned in this writing can’t be real

This is also the perfect holiday for the elected Uniparty as Halloween rolls around every year on October 31rst

All are in a euphoric mood as the fiscal year ended the month before and its time for the payola checks to be dispersed

The costume party is the golden ticket. Everyone who is anyone will be in attendance

The fun is non-stop. The revelers all get to participate in games including pulling fire alarms, lying to the public, grooming little children, playing pin the indictment on the jackass and burning the Declaration of Independence

The costumes will not vary much as most will likely be dressed as business casual tyrants

And the kids that are attending will be given free bus tickets, a smart phone, a hotel room and all will be dressed as migrants

A few exceptions will be made for those who look like they stepped off the set of “The Walking Dead”

Biden will make a quick appearance, mumble something at the podium, shout something incoherent, and then be led off the stage to bed

McConnell will dress up as a deer and pretend to be caught in the head lights all night long

Pelosi will have spent too long in her wine cellar and come dressed as a Baywatch babe complete with a thong

To show his diversity Bernie announced he would attempt a little hip hop that he’d heard so much about

Until an aide whispers in his ear that hip hop doesn’t involve replacement surgery and to back off the scallops to avoid another flare-up of gout

Finally, a little guy in a green t-shirt will mingle through the crowd with a tin cup hoping the liquored up partyers would generously give to his cause

But after his stroll through the horde his cup will still be empty as he will be told numerous times to hit up the US taxpayers for that as we only make the laws

That aside, a good time will be had by all at this years Halloween bash

And come November everyone will adjourn to their homes for the long holiday break but only after passing two more pieces of legislation to clean Americans out of the last of their cash

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