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Its All George’s Fault

When did it become a sin for children but fashionable for politicians to lie?

Lying today has become so blatant the politicians don’t feel obligated to deny

But kids on the other hand are expected to toe the line anytime they fib

A stern look from parents or teachers can easily result in a false ad-lib

Loss of privileges, being grounded, or banished to their room seem to always be the results

“But why” is the response as the punishment is doled. It now seems flagrant lying is only reserved for adults

Politicians for years have engaged in this practice. George Washington really didn’t chop down the cherry tree.

Politicians now just look you in the eye, tell their falsehood, and state “they’ll guarantee”

In the past 40 or so years Presidents (and numerous other politicians) have lied to the American people with a straight face

The citizens swallowed the fabrications since it probably didn’t directly concern them rather than calling the bald-faced liars a national disgrace

George H Bush’s “read my lips; no new taxes” was cast into the pool and the people bought it hook line and sinker

Bill Clinton literally came next with his famous “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” causing massive eye rolling with any normal hormonal thinker

George W. Bush a couple years later declared “I’m a decider and I decide what is best”

Such as destabilizing the Middle East in the quest for weapons of mass destruction for which he became obsessed

“You can keep your doctor” stated Obama looking straight into the camera while shoveling out his healthcare plan

The plan that forced people to not only buy his health insurance but to pay for others because you can

“Mexico will pay for the wall” was the rallying cry for Trump in his first campaign

The wall was only partially built and Mexico paid for it with illegal migrants with the number approaching ungovernably insane

So when Biden pardoned his son after saying he wouldn’t, he just added to his already large sackful of lies

He felt obligated to break his earlier statement as his own party had seen to his demise

Kids today have a hard time understanding the value of truth

Apparently it’s okay to openly lie as an adult but not as a youth

So whether it’s George with his hatchet or Joe with his various money laundering schemes

Lies only matter if you’re under twelve or so it seems

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When You Don’t Know Any Black People

Sometimes people wonder how Kamala Harris became the democratic presidential candidate for the United States

As for 3 1/2 years she was a no show at the southern border, accomplished little as a Vice President and was very ordinary in debates

When picking a running mate in August of 2019 Biden stated he would like to pick a woman and preferably a woman of color

His team suddenly got that queasy feeling as they scrambled to find someone to fill the bill fitting that description, both qualified and not make him look any duller

He’d already expressed the requirements for a minority serving in office with a previous statement about Obama sending staffers scurrying before the crap could hit the fan

“I mean you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy, I mean that’s storybook man”

So who do you get? Biden didn’t have much of a track record in supporting the advancement of minorities

It seemed only at election time was minority achievement moved to the head of priorities

The pickings in Congress were limited to a few new hires mostly unknown outside their district or state

And a couple of the more well-known black women were recognized for spewing racial division and hate

It boiled down to a relatively unknown person whose only claim to fame had been for jailing pot smokers and stinging Biden in the debate with the scripted “that little girl was me”

Checking the boxes for articulate and clean with bright being a little iffy and not that dark she became the nominee

In keeping with the democratic campaign strategy, she too hides from the press and media questions and picked someone as a running mate whom no one would shoot because he makes her look good

So the picture is painted. You’ve got a strange socialist VP candidate shown as a good ole “aw shucks” farm boy and the Presidential candidate with her phoney accents supposedly at ease in high society or the hood

Little did Biden know when selecting his running mate, she’d have the final say in giving his re-election chances a thumbs down

Ambitions rule, power and greed always reigns, it was time to crown a queen and hand the rubber key to the clown

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Peeling Back The Onion

With the indictment of Eric Adams one wonders how many layers of the onion skin one has to peel to get to the smell

Mayor Adams it seems was not happy about using massive amounts of money to give the migrants a place to dwell

So indict the malcontent. He was happy to preside over a sanctuary city as long as the illegals were bused to another location

But now publicly troubled it was time to expose his wrong doing or that is the implication

His onion only had the first layers removed before the bribery and fraud charges came to light

That being said, how many layers in the sack of Washington onions would one need to peel in order to indict

The answer is not many. How many in Congress have become wealthy living off the taxpayers backs

Kick-backs from investors, back room hand shakes with the enemy, and the never ending climate change tax

A few in Congress could be considered pearl onions as there are few layers to peel and not much odor

However many in Congress have been there far too long and a big stink emanates from the sack as they have begun to molder

The big guy had been around so long his stench was unbearable

Perhaps due to age his ability to smell was gone and he thought his adult diaper was still wearable

But more than likely the other onions realized his use-by date had expired and it was time to restock with fresher produce

So they’re using shelf stable version, the one that sat around for four years and up until now no one had any use

The newer produce was not elected in the primaries, has accomplished virtually nothing, and for all practical purposes has just been a White House squatter

It’s always strange with politicians like onions, one doesn’t have to peel many layers before one’s eyes start to water

As long as this new onion keeps her layers intact she’ll add just the right flavor to the main dish

By keeping her head low she’ll be sitting on the throne for 30 days before America is moaning, “I can’t believe I voted for this”

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Kamala’s Krazy Kharacters

Hey Kids! What time is it?! It’s time again for the Kamala Show featuring her cast of crazy puppets

Just remember kids, these puppets all say the same thing, so they sure aren’t the Muppets

Kamala decided this is the best way to win the election. Let her puppets do her talking in their own lingo and she can hide from the press. Obviously an understudy of the demented one for the last four years

He wrote the democratic handbook on how to campaign. Come out of hiding, make a creepy, whispery, angry statement, then walk away while the world watches as he disappears

Because she can’t copy this blueprint exactly she decided to hide off-stage and let her puppets do the talking

That way she can continue to say nothing, take no questions, and not look like the dead man walking

Frieda the fry girl opens the show complete in the McDonald’s uniform with a hairnet smelling slightly like an eight dollar Big Mac

Asking a customer what kind of middle class burger they would like to fill up the sack

Next up is Mike the roughneck fracking puppet. Dressed in tough guy working clothes he praises Kamala for keeping fracking and bread on the table

What Mike doesn’t know is Kamala won’t sign the leases to permit fracking as soon as she is able

Coming on stage now is Sista Latrese, one of the black puppets Kamala takes for granted. “Of course we be voting for Kamala, cause we be part of the women of color club”

“We’re the future the democrats have been promising for 100 years and because democrats would never lie we’ll be learning to wash our greens in our middle class tub”

Hitting the stage next and keeping a wary eye out for ICE because she has no green card, is Juanita the Latin housekeeper.

Employed in a middle class home, Juanita is tired of changing linens and diapers but is grateful for the job she obtained because she works cheaper

“Still waiting on that free house,” screams Angelo the migrant Haitian puppet. “All we got now is hotel rooms, free phones and food, We demand middle class!”

Kids remember it was only six weeks ago Angelo was living in homeland squalor in a tin hut with a roof of grass

See how far Angelo’s come just by crossing the border and living off the goodness of the Red Cross and Catholic Charities

Just ignore the fact that empires have failed for centuries because of invasions, bad economies, and political divisions. History is a giant circle just look at the Roman Empire similarities

And to close out the the show is our favorite rapper Fat Slo Mo whose song We be freakin’ to the middle class is number one on the charts

With the lyrics “da bitches and da hoes better bring the goods,” we appreciate all the wisdom the song imparts

Hopefully Kamala doesn’t consider herself a hoe and the lyric is from a spurned rapper and just sour grapes

But both are hoping they don’t turn up in compromising positions on Diddy’s sex tapes

So kids come and spend an afternoon with Kamala and her friends

She won’t answer any questions and will stay quiet and not look stupid before to the White House she ascends

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Please Pass The Republican Hating Salt

Recently Kamala Harris took time from her busy schedule of avoiding the press and policy questions to shop for spices

She chose a shop that for years think they’re the leader in world solutions by raising their product prices

In fact the owner on his web page in the About Us section states, “We’re trying to make the world a better place”

Apparently the answer to the world problems lies somewhere between curry powder and the Creamy Peppercorn Dressing Base

Written on his website is a diatribe called About Republicans which in a pretentious tone presented throughout states, “there is no hate”

Further reading suggests there is no hate only if you allow this conceited gerbil your thought process to dictate

He goes on to state that one reason that votes weren’t cast for Biden is that his son had a computer.

That would be the computer that had the nude first son smoking crack, partying with hookers and explicit pictures showing their hooters and cooter

This is also the same son who just pled guilty to nine tax related charges in an attempt to avoid jail time

So when Kamala vows to fight lawlessness she might start with her boss’s family crime

Also the Empress of Pomposity, Hilary Clinton was mentioned because she used e-mails.

If it were only e-mails, she’d have been a shoe-in. It was the path of detritus left in her wake that caused her to go off the rails

Little items such as the foolish Russian Red Reset Button, enabling her predator husband, misjudging healthcare, and leaving Benghazi an open and vulnerable target

All of which she thought if it wasn’t mentioned she could just sweep under the carpet

Advising on the page to toe the line to be welcomed as a customer or “you might be happier elsewhere”

With that veiled threat taken, perhaps all should kowtow to this man’s thinly disguised tirade because shopping elsewhere for your pumpkin spice might be more than the average citizen could bear

In a worst case scenario , Walmart has wide selection of affordable spices all stocked by a Hilary Clinton deplorable

But hide the jars in a closed cabinet because if guests saw you weren’t using Penzeys the outcry would be horrible

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Which Candidate is least likely to Kill You?

Once again its like “deja vu all over again”. The pompous New York developer is running against a very unlikable lady

Both have been around politics for awhile, one as an ex-President and one as the current VP whose past political campaigns appear a bit shady

Though beginning to sound like a tiktok popularity contest, the real issue is will the hard-working citizens survive the next four years

One promises to accomplish what he didn’t during his first tenure and the other is trying to overcome the image that she is not as bad as she appears

The ex-President can deliver a better economy by immediately making America energy independent again

Distribution and transportation costs will drop and start the price of food on a downward trend like it was back then

The one who cackles nervously is all about the new green deal and the taxpayer funds needed to fund that disaster

But the treacherous press will again fawn over windmills, e-cars, and the climate change falsehoods spun by the greedy puppet Grandmaster

The ability to regulate your environment, where you travel, who you see, and your immediate comfort with a flip of a switch is their ultimate goal

The plan to wipe out the population of those people past their prime is the democratic tool for population control

Advising to follow the science, the government funded labs introduced a disease and an untested mRNA vaccine

Many succumbed to the illness and many more to the over-hyped shots, all dead by the order from the government machine

The politicians including the Cackle Queen all tested positive for covid showing America no one is safe from this dangerous disease

Miraculously after a short quarantine, all appeared back in the public’s eye hale, hearty, and fresh as a summer breeze

The pompous developer laid claim to helping develop the vaccine but his ignorance was over-shadowed in daily briefings from the scarf woman and the despicable gnome

As it turns out the making of the virus had been around for decades but now had a real human control group found in any nursing home

As for taxes, Giggle Girl hails from California and has no problem with raising taxes on both individuals and corporations

How else will the already strapped taxpayers fund her suicidal medicare for all including illegal migrants and all their medications

The celebrity developer is instead promising tax cuts to promote business and individual self-esteem

Flying in the face of the current elite this only added to the rush to give Biden the boot from the deep state socialist team

The chance of freedom loving Americans surviving four years of a new Venezuelan-like nightmare will be very limited

You’ll have no control of your or your children’s lives but speaking out against this regime will be strictly prohibited

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The Three Stooges Are In Control: Barely, Rarely & Merlot

The onslaught of American democracy continues. This is happening in spite of the top three lawmakers not appearing to be on the same page

Barely appears only partially conscious and doesn’t seem to move well anymore. Could it be that mental acuity is linked to old age

These days Barely has trouble with stairs, reading teleprompters, and snarls at any unscripted question

His leadership has the United States struggling through inflation and is now denying the country is in a recession

Apparently he looking past the country’s general malaise and is hanging his hat on the price of gas

We’re supposed to be throwing confetti as the price of gas has fallen below five dollars just as he forecast

We can now celebrate the new normal of four dollars a gallon fill-ups and hope we’ll have enough in the tank to hunt for baby formula on empty store shelves

Perhaps Barely can call up old bedtime stories and flying in on moonbeams the formula can be created by elves

Rarely once again was not seen with her boss the President. She was busy searching the on-line hiring sites trying to find an office staff

Then, according to her schedule, she is registered for speech therapy in an effort to do something about that annoying laugh

Time is getting tight for number two as she only has a short time to stab her boss in the back

As her eyes are on the highest office, and she needs to let the world know she has the inside track

Merlot knows her time as leader is limited. After her Asian trip of kicking hornets nests she is going to sit back and realize she is low a quart

She’ll have make a concentrated effort with several bottles to rehydrate on the flight before returning to port

All the hand gesturing in the world isn’t going to save her from the tar and feathers if something goes south

America sits and waits for the retaliation from her well armed enemies due to one gaffe from her mouth

Unsupported by Barely and Rarely she worked hard to get the enemy’s sabers rattling with this trip

But all can sleep well knowing she met with semiconductor chip makers to support her stock portfolio before the November pink slip

The infighting, hatred and incompetency has left us an eighty-year old botox queen, a gibberish talking Vice President and a decrepit lame duck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

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