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Take Me Home (as long as you pay your TAXES)

During the recent Super Bowl, Rocket Mortgage produced a commercial showing people on the way to their new home

With a John Denver tune playing in the background these newbies apparently have yet to hit the “tax everything you ever want or own syndrome”

Yes, the real estate agent might cheerily say, “you’ve been approved!” But approved for what?

Officially you’ve been approved to lease a residence from the local government, but you will forever pay into the county’s money glut

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve paid property taxes, your age, number of children, or dependents living in the household

You miss paying taxes for your house that you allegedly own and just like that you’re out in the cold

The commissioners don’t want to hear any complaints. They’re all on their pretentious power trip

Since their word is final and they have dinner scheduled at the club, they can cut the meeting short as they rule with an iron grip

The stern unflinching stares from behind the walnut dais tell you all you need to know

Mention any tax increase on your property assessment without any increase in services rendered and the translated word salad reply is “go blow”

They’re always quick to point out the money is needed to support the local schools

It doesn’t matter your school system is spending $13,000 a year per student only for high schoolers to read on a third grade level. Rules are rules

City services then chime in with the cost of personnel, vehicles, and maintenance while violence and burglaries are at an all-time high

Or the fact the infrastructure hasn’t been upgraded since the civil war as the collective municipality for years had turned a blind eye

Keep in mind the various levels of governments will place a tax on everything you do, eat, or think about buying

To improve your house, lifestyle, or start a business you will taxed without mercy and you better be complying

You’ll need your costly permits for all thing associated with building a home or upgrades on your existing one or any enhancement to your land

This is after approval of the detailed drawings of improvements you have planned

And after the work is completed the man with the camera shows up to take pictures to make sure the county can tax you at a higher rate

So once the new taxes are figured, you’ll pay these or be living in a refrigerator box under a bridge on the the interstate

This is in addition to the vampires from the insurance companies showing up to notate the upgrade and increase their premium charge

Suddenly realizing the $2800 note on your home comes with multiple bills creating a monthly invoice that is large

And before you know it you’re having to do without just to make rent

Because the county is ready with the foreclosure sign as they are aware you’ve overspent

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Hookers To Hunters

Recently this administration has changed names on American institutions in an effort to make all things fair

One can’t expect to plod through life when seeing a certain name can trigger a feeling of despair

In fact the Reconciliation of Place Names Act was sponsored by Senators Ed Markey and who else but the beer chugging headdress wearing Elizabeth Warren

There are apparently 1441 public spaces whose name could signal oppression to people both domestic and foreign

Another pat on the back goes to the government for focusing attention on the names of certain places while migrants, the homeless, and disabled vets line the streets

The economy, on a nonstop downward spiral for the last three years, is shown to be great by the democratic election committee with finagled spreadsheets

Shootings, robberies, and a continuing attack on innocents are no longer even headlines

People are staying in defending what they own as their belief in the government continuously declines

Public schools are being renamed in this purge of anything distressing

But being run by the local liberal school boards and the hapless greedy teachers union, this is merely window dressing

Military bases are not exempt from this renaming madness

To the thousands of GI’s that trained in the hot Georgia sun at Fort Benning this has to be a feeling of sadness

The same goes for Fort Bragg currently Fort Liberty. Sounding a little like a Disney World theme park, but that is to be expected when now one has to salute a man wearing a dress

While the Army continuously fails in its recruiting goals, the Biden administration calls this real progress

So when it comes to renaming institutions it’s now time to rethink a term for America’s oldest past time

The Civil War Union officer Joseph Hooker used to round up women of ill repute to entertain his officers once they washed off the grime

Those women eventually became known as hookers but in today’s changing era it is time for another designation

In keeping with Congress’ push to eliminate all history and stand firmly behind its own socialist legislation

The new name should be one that represents this government ‘s idea of its new society

And one somebody can remember in its simplicity and notoriety

Hence, from today forward all hookers will be referred to as hunters after the President’s son

He embodies this administration with his lying, cheating, money laundering, drug use, perverted sexual appetites, and ownership of an illegal gun

Though the real hookers might object to being named after this viper

At least they don’t have to stand down wind from the President’s diaper

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