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We’re Gonna Need You One More Time

It’s been four years since we last spoke, my how time does fly

We all hope you’re doing well but we do have one request before we say goodbye

You see we’re going to need you to vote for us when you can

Remember we’re the party that is running a woman of color against an old white man

And its because of her we’re only gonna need you one more time

Because now she is promising a better economy, a secure border, and to be tough on crime

Ignore the fact that because of her administration that you are struggling to make ends meet, fill your car, put food on the table, and gunshots that keep you awake at night

Keep in mind that its all Trump’s fault and continue to hate everything white

That hopeless feeling that hits you every morning is just a normal reaction

Living slightly below paycheck to paycheck, we’ll wave fictitious reparations under your nose as a distraction

We’re going to ask you to tap dance one more time down to the ballot box

While you step toe over the junkies, the pushers, and hostile migrants that have taken over your blocks

Because in four more years we won’t need your vote as the 10 million new citizens will all be voting for us

Meaning in reality you’ll be sitting further back in the bus

We’re already moving them into your cities to take over your neighborhood

Foreign language signs will now be viewed where your uncle’s store of fifty years had stood

But don’t worry about that, like a largemouth bass seeing a shiny new lure, we’re going to reel you in

We’re going to ignore the real issues and make this election about gender and the color of your skin

We’re gonna make up some facts, call them true, try to arrest our opponent, and glorify our candidate

Oh yeah, we’ll get some celebrities and rap stars to appear on stage and say we’re great

So because your relatives before you blindly voted for us and because to their old beliefs they cling

We’re asking you to vote for the woman who washes her greens in her tub and has a Tobasco flavored bathtub ring

If Jaws was Filmed By Today’s Leftist Mob

In 1975 the film Jaws was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Since then very few people have ventured into the ocean without having a Jaws moment

In 2021 a new creature was thrust on the still unsuspecting public capable of spreading anger and fear and all who disagreed were considered an unworthy opponent

The leftist mob had become the modern Jaws, unblinking, unfeeling and chewing up everything in its path

The reasoning behind this madness is to promote hatred and push their agenda to the forefront. Any opposition will be subject to their wrath

Just suppose for a moment quotes from the film were used in today’s socialistic political scene to secure their vote

Using probably the most famous line from the movie, to unpack all the demands from this woke group. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

You yell barracuda and everybody says Huh? What? You yell shark and we’ve got a full scale panic on our hands”

Applying the convoluted logic of the pandemic, yelling flu and everyone stays the course. Yell killer covid and panicked citizens are forced to do what the ignorant elite commands

I just found out a little girl was killed here last week and you knew but you let people go swimming anyway and now my boy is dead”

The fetanyl poison being spread by the Chinese and the border cartels is taking a huge toll. The White House knows this but to pinch off the drug flow at the border would interfere with the migrant spread

I can do anything. I’m the Chief of Police”

Biden feels this way also as he sends his puppet in Ukraine more cash and a new weapons release

I’m familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass”

By surrounding himself with his own lapdogs, Biden has tanked the economy, strangled the military, and run America out of gas

Well this was no boating accident. It was a shark”

America, bruised and humiliated by the intentional but ineffectual blundering leadership of this socialist government, is still standing as most of the punches had missed their mark

Slow ahead, I can do slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this shit”

America has long since figured that the daily slog of depressing news from DC is really formed in the office of the demented twit

And so it goes, a classic movie that is modernized to reflect a New World Order

Highlighted by the terror that is now real, from bad public schools, a manufactured war, and an open border

Box Top Candidates

“Hi kids and welcome to the Koo Koo Puffs broadcast. Uncle Obama here with his pal Joey, and we have lots of fun things planned for you on this year’s show”

“But mind you, in order to keep us on the air, the most important thing to do is keep us rolling in the dough”

“So did all you kiddies have a big bowl of Koo Koo Puffs this morning?”

“Remember, I know what’s best for you so can eat as much as you like without any kind of warning”

“Also recall what I said about sending in those box tops from your cereal for a chance to win all kinds of free money”

“Don’t forget to send them saying you support the person’s name shown and sign them on the dotted line so you won’t look like a dumb bunny”

“I see all the prefilled box tops rolling in that were signed and mailed and that makes Uncle O really happy”

“And pal Joey is really excited too, and he’ll be here soon right after his nappy”

“And kids remember, even though you may never have heard of the person on the box top or even know what a congressional representative is”

“Just be patient because it takes a while to receive enough box tops for our person to win in this election biz”

“You see on that box top where it says they must be received no later than November 4th for the box top to count”

“Well, we hold off until we know how many box tops our opponent gets, so we can keep opening box top mail until we have enough opened for us to surmount”

“This way, this person you may have never heard of’ gets a job that’s only requirement to rubber stamp everything I say”

“It doesn’t matter if they are suffering from expressive aphasia, is an abortion extremist, or is the actual person in charge of counting ballots, its all okay”

“And kids don’t forget about that pack of delicious Chinese candy in the box. It’ll make you feel oh so good”

“But just remember to mail in your box top before trying those yummy gummies. Is that understood?”

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