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Price Controls, Gouging, and Groceries

Recently the Democratic nominee and VP of the US accused grocery stores of price gouging their shoppers

In trying to sound like she’s concerned and trying to deflect the effect of her personally endorsed Bidenomics, she’s telling another one of her socialist whoppers

Since the price of groceries affect everyone the grocery stores were easy prey for the bobblehead democrat bottom feeders

And by stating she’ll institute price controls where she feels necessary she flashed her socialist credentials just like other failed leaders

There are many products and services that could be rightfully accused of price gouging but groceries ain’t one of them

Starting with a simple product with a couple more to follow, these are products she might try to condemn

Greeting cards used to be a mainstay of the daily mail. A simple note of warm wishes and all was well

Now for a picture of a cute kitty and a happy birthday message, to forward that sentiment $5.99 is what you’ll shell

Mobile phones used to have roaming charges. A very limited area in which calls were included in your plan and outside that (usually the end of your driveway) the price of any call would jump

Now all the plans have their own ways of extracting your hard-earned dough from your wallet as it all comes out of the hidden charges in a monthly lump

The healthcare industry has gotten away with highway robbery for years

Now because the insurance companies are calling the shots, for any kind of malaise you’ll need to see multiple doctors for colds, cuts, and pap smears

The docs all need their piece of the pie since insurance companies are making money from them and the insured hand over fist

The doctors have had to put their patients on a medical merry-go-round just to remove a cyst

TV used to be simple. A person could erect an antennae and get three network stations and if near a city maybe on a clear night get a UHF station

Now with cable and streaming services for only $99.99 one can get the same stations, some completely unwatchable programs, and stations that only appeal 1% of the population

There are many industries that have made their billions by price gouging the consumer year in and year out

But don’t pick on the grocers like some ranting ignorant lout

Because people know when they’re cash strapped due to your inflation, and they’re trying to get their family something to eat

You’ll find them at the discount food warehouses looking for dented cans of 59 cent black eyes and “use by tomorrow” gray meat

You Can Keep Your Doctor

The uninformed were cheering, this is a plan to save us all and the Big Guy is terrific

The Bidencare plan had been implemented and the list of in-network doctors was specific

What seemed like a cool refreshing oasis turned into just another mirage

It seems most doctors with real degrees went to cash only clinics and left very few physicians in the Biden entourage

The VA docs were bailing as the new administration was ordering them to administer to the horde of illegal alien diseases

Leaving veterans once again at the back of the line behind immigrants looking for free healthcare while trying to avoid their sneezes

The number of in-network MD’s under the new improved Bidencare had dwindled to three physicians

The good news is these “experts” were taking new patients including those with pre-conditions

First up was Bill Gates. Bill was a computer nerd tapped by the new IBM home computer market to use his software

His pocket protector must be enshrined in the Geek Hall of Fame as he became a multi-billionaire

Because he does support the causes he believes in, his Foundation aids in squashing the pandemic

Since money buys power he feels he has the authority to advise peoples’ behavior to stop the world wide epidemic

Next up is Doctor Anthony Fauci, the ongoing voice of doom and despair currently reveling in his fifteen minutes of fame

An alleged expert, Dr Fauci was disastrously wrong about many of his predictions. Now Biden rewarded him as chief medical advisor and that’s a shame

Finally we get to Granny Clampett, a simple woman dedicated to curing peoples’ ills

Having no use for “city doctors” using multiple visits and tests to heal the chills

Not needing money Granny would be open to bartering for her expertise

A shot of her rheumatiz medicine and some homemade tonic were the remedies of choice as she holds no degrees

Of the three choices I’m sticking with Granny as on her approach to healing and her bedside manner I’ve come to rely

Besides I might just get to sit down at the fancy eating table for vittles of buzzard eggs and possum pie

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