It’s been four years since we last spoke, my how time does fly
We all hope you’re doing well but we do have one request before we say goodbye
You see we’re going to need you to vote for us when you can
Remember we’re the party that is running a woman of color against an old white man
And its because of her we’re only gonna need you one more time
Because now she is promising a better economy, a secure border, and to be tough on crime
Ignore the fact that because of her administration that you are struggling to make ends meet, fill your car, put food on the table, and gunshots that keep you awake at night
Keep in mind that its all Trump’s fault and continue to hate everything white
That hopeless feeling that hits you every morning is just a normal reaction
Living slightly below paycheck to paycheck, we’ll wave fictitious reparations under your nose as a distraction
We’re going to ask you to tap dance one more time down to the ballot box
While you step toe over the junkies, the pushers, and hostile migrants that have taken over your blocks
Because in four more years we won’t need your vote as the 10 million new citizens will all be voting for us
Meaning in reality you’ll be sitting further back in the bus
We’re already moving them into your cities to take over your neighborhood
Foreign language signs will now be viewed where your uncle’s store of fifty years had stood
But don’t worry about that, like a largemouth bass seeing a shiny new lure, we’re going to reel you in
We’re going to ignore the real issues and make this election about gender and the color of your skin
We’re gonna make up some facts, call them true, try to arrest our opponent, and glorify our candidate
Oh yeah, we’ll get some celebrities and rap stars to appear on stage and say we’re great
So because your relatives before you blindly voted for us and because to their old beliefs they cling
We’re asking you to vote for the woman who washes her greens in her tub and has a Tobasco flavored bathtub ring
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 