With the indictment of Eric Adams one wonders how many layers of the onion skin one has to peel to get to the smell
Mayor Adams it seems was not happy about using massive amounts of money to give the migrants a place to dwell
So indict the malcontent. He was happy to preside over a sanctuary city as long as the illegals were bused to another location
But now publicly troubled it was time to expose his wrong doing or that is the implication
His onion only had the first layers removed before the bribery and fraud charges came to light
That being said, how many layers in the sack of Washington onions would one need to peel in order to indict
The answer is not many. How many in Congress have become wealthy living off the taxpayers backs
Kick-backs from investors, back room hand shakes with the enemy, and the never ending climate change tax
A few in Congress could be considered pearl onions as there are few layers to peel and not much odor
However many in Congress have been there far too long and a big stink emanates from the sack as they have begun to molder
The big guy had been around so long his stench was unbearable
Perhaps due to age his ability to smell was gone and he thought his adult diaper was still wearable
But more than likely the other onions realized his use-by date had expired and it was time to restock with fresher produce
So they’re using shelf stable version, the one that sat around for four years and up until now no one had any use
The newer produce was not elected in the primaries, has accomplished virtually nothing, and for all practical purposes has just been a White House squatter
It’s always strange with politicians like onions, one doesn’t have to peel many layers before one’s eyes start to water
As long as this new onion keeps her layers intact she’ll add just the right flavor to the main dish
By keeping her head low she’ll be sitting on the throne for 30 days before America is moaning, “I can’t believe I voted for this”
An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry 