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In Search of the Thin Skinned Race

The years of study were reaching completion. The tweed clad professor was leading his class of wide-eyed students in search of a lost civilization.

The professor, wishing he could pull off the fedora and whip look, had to settle for elbow patches and bug repellent for this exploration

This group was searching for an extinct, short lived society that had seemingly vanished over the course of fifty years

These people commonly known as the thin skinned had risen up and then disappeared almost as fast due to trying to survive with their liberal arts careers

The study group was transported to a region formerly known as a large urban area rendered uninhabitable years ago

The thin skinned had once thrived in this environment but fears of climate change and the inevitable loss of the power grid had been the final blow

The professor and his students were out to prove that if they could find just one thin skin trapped beneath the rubble of a Starbucks, through cell regeneration they might revive the species

Suddenly a student shouted in jubilation as an intact cadaver was found in the burnt hull of a hybrid Mitsubishi

The professor knew that much like a mule this particular group of humans had morphed into androgynous creatures

This find was remarkable in that the body displayed an open mouth from both non-stop yelling and crying, exceptionally thin skin, and various colors in the remaining tufts of hair. This find had all the required features

Unable to procreate this race had rapidly died out or relocated to Canada where unrelenting taxes, rules, regulations and a brutal police state had forced them into being cowardly mindless drones

Soon frozen to death in the harsh winters, DNA replication was impossible as there remained only contaminated unusable dust left from the bones

So this find was doubly important as this once living being was found in a fetal position with its arms cradled around what appeared to be a bankers box

As the body was carefully pried away from the box the words Top Secret were on the side and the box seemed to be full of docs

Ignoring protocol, the professor carefully removed the lid hoping his selfish move would not be something he would come to regret

And there in bold letters next to the Top Secret stencil were instructions to store the box in Biden’s garage behind his Corvette

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Having To Use The Train Wreck

The incumbent candidate, once riding high in the polls, found himself in a dead heat with his opponent

His campaign had been smooth and stress free. Suddenly his competition had gained ground overnight and the incumbent felt that the endorsement of a political heavy hitter was the missing component

His manager requested help from all the big names. The former president, his spouse, a former high profile candidate, the aging rock star, and the former sports super star were all busy and declined

Desperate for an endorsement, the candidate had to turn to the current President, the one with the rapidly fading mind

Watching the polls stating he and his opponent were tied within the margin of error, left him no choice

Maybe just once this divisive man might give his campaign a positive voice

His final speech before election day was to be on the Federal Courthouse steps in the state capitol

The President would have time for his writers to construct a speech about his party’s achievements as his opponent’s rebuttal

At the appointed time the protesters were assembled in force as those wanting a safe and secure America seemingly appeared out of the woodwork

The gas powered ten car motorcade pulled up, stumbling to the podium the President immediately called the protesters idiots with his trademark smirk

He then proceeded to tell he would shut down the coal plants and eliminate fossil fuel

His disdain for any opposition had taken him from being the great uniter, to being a back alley bully, to being down right cruel

The fact winter is rapidly approaching and a large percentage of his electorate, due to his self-created energy crisis will be hungry and cold

The candidate hoping for a boost was seen just offstage with his head buried in his hands needing to be consoled

This farce of a leader had just gone out of his way to bury this office holder

Wishing he had left this ineffective and failing man in his Delaware basement to molder

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A Hater’s Holiday

The room was bright, the sun was up as he groaned and opened his eyes

His all consuming addiction to hatred left him hungover as last night’s anger lit up the night skies

Because now all that fake holiday spirit was thrust again on the public and someone has to pay

He’s learned to despise this season with all the plastic decorations, prejudiced well wishers and Santa’s faded sleigh

Forget the fact that kids might for a short time believe in something good

Their parents should concentrate only on his philosophy, understand he’s right and then he won’t be misunderstood

He was dealt a bad hand by being one of the chosen few born a free-thinker in the USA

Preaching regularly he renounces all capitalism as that only leads to society’s decay

Longing to be recognized as a freedom fighter and rally the socialist ranks to overthrow the government oppressors

His persona had been formed early by public education and pretentious leftist professors

Harshly passing judgment on those saps trudging to work every day to earn a living wage

Serving only to fuel his inner resentment of having no bankable skills or sense of responsibility both stoking his barely controllable rage

And now he has to listen to those unauthentic holiday greetings and wishes of good will

Well, he has news for those chumps. A revolution is coming and this ain’t Whoville

Laughing to himself, he knows who’s right and those despicable fools can sing Jingle Bells around their pathetic celebration

Content in his knowledge it’s only a matter of time before this yearly occurrence falls victim to cancel culture politicization

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Are There No History Majors In Washington?

Money is power, power is money. The Term Limit poster children had elbowed to the front of the line

Showing complete disdain for the “unified “ voting public they were breathlessly waiting for the Big Guy to resign

By carefully controlling this addlebrained puppet to sign their payola infused executive orders they cemented their place at the trough

Feeling smug in their destruction in all things accomplished in the previous administration they were all linked up to receive their Congressional payoff

History, like Mother Nature, has a way of enlightening the ignorant and righting what is wrong

When people are pushed far enough a line is crossed stating enough’s enough and we’ll not play along

The line is crossed when the elitists figure the public is under their thumb and their word is the golden rule

That uncouth working class then rises up and takes the snobbish aristocrats to hard knocks school

In 1917 Vladimir Lenin led the Bolsheviks in the Russian Revolution and ousted the Czarist government

In 1959 Fidel Castro chased the Cuban Dictator Fulgencio Batista all the way to the Dominican Republic as to the Cuban people this dictator he did not represent

The Tiananmin Square Massacre happened in 1989 as thousands of students gathered to demand democracy, free speech and free press

With brigades of armed soldiers and tanks the Chinese Communist party proceeded to slaughter thousands of it’s own citizens in the name of progress

America is now facing facing similar dilemmas as the Washington ruling class who have NEVER worked for a paycheck are firing workers at will

That pathetic group of protesters that charged the Capitol was just a shot across the bow as the cleansing of Congress will be complete by 2023 and that will be their bitter pill

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Time To Celebrate Victory For A Man Of The People

The concrete barriers were in place, the iron fence was nine feet high and topped with razor wire

The 25,000 troops were camped out days in advance should another march of protesters transpire

It seems two weeks earlier a pack of goobers stormed the Capitol and caught Washington with it’s pants down

“That can’t happen again” screamed all “We must make sure the inauguration is orderly when the man receives his crown

So, much like Hitler and Kim Jong-un reviewing their troops a call was ordered to all the National Guard from surrounding states

This excessive show of force shows no logic as the inauguration will be private and no one is to be allowed through the gates

Since the man rarely pokes his head out in public the taxpayers would have been better served by spending the funds involved on the covid pandemic

Maybe this points to a small man whose show of force seems purely academic

A private ceremony in the White House reception area with family and friends should have sufficed

And a week of a close quarter “super spreader” and time with family by the encamped troops need not to have been sacrificed

The inauguration will only be day one and the man has already shown he has no limit to spending when he has his hands on taxpayer’s money

And in the first 100 days he will demonstrate he will drain America’s future and that will strike no one as funny

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Well, I Guess We Could Secede

The fan blades had stopped turning as dripping brown matter had choked down the motor

The left lunatic fringe had achieved their goal and started their campaign to crush the non-left leaning American voter

Divide and conquer was their ideology but when in front of the fawning media the sermon was one of unity

But being played the fool was obvious by citizens in any party and not fooled by this amateurish show of alleged ingenuity

Big Tech backed by their new found crazed leftist power seized the moment by censuring anyone not worshiping at their feet

While the freshly empowered left was still a couple of months away from deciding who was really in the driver’s seat

Meanwhile the American worker is harboring that ever increasing eerie feeling that his rights are about to disappear

Feeling powerless as Howdy Doody in their own home with the new regime being the puppeteer

But are citizens really that vulnerable or might there be an alternative

Could a line in the sand be drawn with a possible solution for a moderate or conservative

What Washington doesn’t want the average citizen to realize is that individual holds all the cards

The old motto “Money talks bull poo walks” is a phrase that has brought down many courtyards

Control the taxes and when the current war chest is depleted suddenly those in power become all talk

Eliminate the two blue coasts some government subsidized urban areas and the new leftist agenda is on the sidewalk outlined in chalk

Thirty three states pooling their taxes would become a force Washington would need to handle

Compromise would happen no violence or protesting needed and the new president would be free to cover up his own scandal

These states could form their own Union representing all people with NO past or current elected official included

The Blue States could fund themselves by Silicon Valley, celebrities and highly overpaid sports stars as by the new Union they would be excluded

The defunded police could seek employment in the new Union and gangs could be used to enforce the Blue State laws

The migration of people to the new Union would be swift leaving the new administration clutching at straws

All people with skills and determination would be welcome and everyone would once again follow the Constitution and respect all’s rights

Because in reality fair trade, job satisfaction and a feeling of belonging is the ideology that unites

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The KKK Rides Again

Another day another riot with more destruction, burning and looting

Hooded figures venting their primal convictions on innocent residents there is no disputing

Joined by a multitude of malcontents who revel in lawlessness but don’t own a single belief

Using a protest to loot and destroy and knowing current laws won’t label them as a thief

But is their idea of mob rule any different than the KKK’s robe wearing intimidation

Riding through the night bearing torches, ropes and whips terrorizing the targeted population

Now armed with bricks, fireworks and frozen bottles they wade into the fray

Adding to the medias’ delight as nightly newscasts watch society’s decay

Narrow minded bigoted zealots feeling safety in numbers and too cowardly to show their face

      Empowered by democratic rule, hiding behind social causes and law enforcement’s fall from grace

      Terrorizing innocent people has been a tactic used by bullies for years

      Reveling in the fact that a person’s hard work and stature has been reduced to pain and tears

      Enforcing a message to the unarmed and peaceful citizens that they set the rules

      Violence, destruction, and looting are all part of their unwarranted tools

      Whether it’s burning a cross in 1962 or defacing a church in 2020 it’s a symbol of injudicious power

      While the recipients of this criminal activity are expected to yield and cower

      What is criminal and what is not is now a floating set of ideals

      Destruction is acceptable, violence condoned and a looter steals

      Prosecutors know who these thuggish goons are (and were) and have long turned their backs

      Criminality doesn’t apply when you favor their goals and close your eyes to their attacks

      The days of the wild west are rapidly approaching and there ain’t no Wyatt Earp in sight

      Just weak kneed mayors and governors hiding behind their guarded walls while fires light the night

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      When It’s Black On Black, Matter Lacks

      IMG_3162 (2)Another day another shooting another young life ends in death

      Onlookers peek from windows and doorways as a young child draws her last breath

      Fifty years ago Elvis Presley sang about an angry young man who lays down in the street and dies

      And as a crowd gathers round his mama cries

      Fifty years later the cries of anguish are still heard

      The murders are numerous, so many atrocities the crimes become blurred

      Today the perfectly coiffed news reporter stands at the scene trying to emphasize society’s decay

      But it’s just the daily shooting and the public has become blase

      This wasn’t a white cop involved in the fatality

      So the standard interview with the neighborhood leaders is just a formality

      The protests, rioting and looting will have to wait for another time

      Because this was a gang related random act and somehow that’s not as much of a crime

      It’s a black thing, you people on the outside just don’t understand

      So to combat this senseless violence the call is for the police to disband

      We may not understand but we’re sickened by the pools of blood on the sidewalk

      And the forensics teams drawing tiny victim’s outlines in chalk

      Oh, the mayor will form a committee to study this area’s depravation

      And will issue a stern warning to gang members in a wordy proclamation

      Just as a another little casket is lowered into the ground under cloudy skies

      As a silent group of mourners stand ashen faced while another mother cries

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      Sometimes I Feel Like my Butt Is Hanging Over the Pool At Gatorland

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      For those that don’t know Gatorland is an old school Florida attraction

      The main show involves a man leaning over a pool of hungry gators holding a chicken having faith in his reaction

      The alligators come about five feet out of the water to snap up the whole fryer

      The man on the platform is held in place by a thick leather strap should a body part the jaws acquire

      Chomp

      In today’s uncertain times I feel like it’s my butt hanging over the lagoon

      Venture out for any purpose and the cancel culture is there to rip you apart and leave body parts strewn

      Join the movement, protest and destruct while hiding behind Black Lives Matter

      Or be labeled a white supremacist and the movement serves your head on a platter

      You’re be required to love all as you would kinfolk

      Anything different, mayhem and violence you’ll provoke

      It’s of little consequence the person you’re to love is a callous lawbreaker

      Unable to hold an entry level job, contributing nothing, paying no taxes, only a welfare taker

      The elected pearl clutchers caved into the demands of the angry masses

      They shouldn’t have been surprised by crowd size as it gave the unskilled a reason to get off their asses

      The everyday workers will bear the brunt of the demands in huge tax increases

      They’ve been grinding it out for thirty years now sadly watching as their golden years savings potential decreases

      Chomp Chomp

      Meanwhile the news media is having a field day with the pandemic updates

      Warnings scroll across the screen as new hot spots spread across the states

      The dubious expert first advises to not worry about wearing a mask

      Two weeks later he’s changed his tune wear one now. So why now? You’re not allowed to ask

      They’re the authority, their invented title and pompous attitude says so

      And since the public are gullible sheep and unable to think they’ll talk real slow

      Keeping a low profile is the order of the day

      Shop quietly, tend to medical needs then stay at home out of harm’s way

      With the mostly vacant streets the protesters are now free to congregate and make their stand

      Waiting for the media’s arrival to mug for the cameras and list their demands

      It’s a vicious circle to say the least creating a perfect storm

      As one winds up feeling like he’s dangled over the water by the man on the platform

      Chomp Chomp Chomp

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      With Liberty And Justice For All

      When the Planet of the Apes was released in 1968 the end was intended to shock
      The main character kneeling in the sand screaming at a toppled Lady Liberty unable to turn back the clock

      He realized that mankind in its lawless warlike state had annihilated humanity
      And to survive in this primal state was his and his country’s destiny

      Currently financially backed violent groups are waging war on America’s mores and past
      Hiding behind Black Lives Matter, the demands are many. Eliminate law and order, rewrite history and all who oppose are harassed

      Every work force has good workers and only a few bad no one will deny
      Unfortunately with police, keeping bad ones someone might die

      This applies to people of color, all colors if level headed folks would read the stats
      But the anarchists prefer to spew the hatred and venom at all citizens not wearing BLM hats

      Evidenced by Hitler attempting to wipe out the Jewish people beginning with their history
      The fact supposedly educated mayors of the cities under siege doing nothing remains a mystery

      Staring straight into the liberal news cameras. “It’s all about slavery and police brutality,” they scream
      To underscore their peaceful protests stores are looted and burned orchestrated by the New world Order regime

      Rarely mentioned in the slavery uproar are the 350,000 union soldiers who died on the battlefield
      These were simple men, shop keepers, mill workers and dirt farmers all fighting that slave ownership be repealed

      As ambivalent politicians hide behind their golden parachutes and feel good canned speeches
      Denying all racial criticisms pointed their way before leaving for their private beaches

      So history is being destroyed, monuments pulled down and police forces defunded
      But as ISIS found out in their attempt to destroy a regions’ history a superior force is required for their scheme to be blunted

      Thus the circle continues, two forces are doomed to clash therefore the body count will rise
      So while law abiding citizens sleep, the momentum behind the New World Order will attempt America’s demise

      Hopefully we won’t be left kneeling in the sand screaming at a toppled memorial
      Making a gleeful photo lead in for some liberal newspaper’s editorial

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      Goodbye Aunt Jemima, I Only Knew You As Good

      Goodbye Aunt Jemima, I only knew you as good
      Your label meant quality only now misunderstood

      Those easily offended decided your image needed to be removed
      A corporate decision to ingratiate your product in the black community and race relations are improved

      Your icon a while back by a board room decision had been modernized
      Your now dark skinned June Cleaver depiction again needs changing as self righteous indignation has the nation paralyzed

      So we’ll package your superior quality and once proud product under a different label
      Just so we can serve the same ingredients on the breakfast table

      So when the new sterile packaging is complete
      Your next step will be to take care of the chef on Cream of Wheat

      And in the end when the expense of repackaging and distribution it will require
      The tremendous cost will be passed on to the cost conscious food buyer

      It won’t stop here product names will continually change lest a group be offended
      Spineless corporations will inevitability bow to vocal groups as reality is suspended

      Gone is Mia, the Land of Lakes maiden. “She was representing sex trafficking,” the offended would boast
      That’s exactly what I thought of as I spread that delicious goodness on my toast

      Next in line is that summer treat Eskimo Pie
      Another example of good intentions gone awry

      Most are not really sure how an ice cream on a stick can be that defamatory
      However in certain circles the term Eskimo refers to raw meat eaters and that is considered inflammatory

      And so it goes, pick a product and someone will be upset
      Familiar product names will change over night due to some group’s threat

      After brand names, will the outspoken groups go after produce?
      There will be no stopping now, all will change, it’s easy to deduce

      Grocers will be cautious of profiling not wanting to imply the black race could be associated with the term watermelon
      So be prepared for the produce aisles to be advertising specials on aqua fruit before there’s a rebellion

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