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Harry and Meghan

Is America Ready for a Woman?

In the recent Presidential election a woman candidate lost the contest to a male

This was the same man that if the democrats had their way should have been in jail

“Its misogny,” they screamed. “This man will set us back in time, and we’ll lose our rights”

“This woman is our only hope. She’s the one that unites”

Perhaps it wasn’t all a gender based victory, perhaps something else came into play

Just maybe America was tired of being held hostage by a very small but vocal group of malcontents that kept the citizenship in planned disarray

Looking back at women leaders in the past somebody in the Democratic Party should have realized there is a difference between crass and class

The average American worker for the past four years suffered through the indignity of every socialist lefty feeling empowered to harass

Princess Diana once said, “I think the biggest disease the world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of feeling unloved”

America rose up this past Tuesday when they had a chance to stop being pushed and shoved

Much like Prince Harry and Meghan, the United States had grown weary of elitist attitudes, celebrity worship, and censorship of thought and speech

America came together to stop the person that was not selected by her own party but anointed before she could step into the breach

When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they become all the more determined to struggle for a better future.” Stated Queen Elizabeth

Having seen America’s way of life rapidly deteriorate by the Washington elites, the voting bloc refused to cast their lot with

Hoping to eradicate history and blaze a new trail forward the democrats tried squelching basic freedoms, tore down monuments, pushed their own leftist policies, and hugely overspent

Goldie Meir, the fourth Prime Minister of Israel stated, “One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present

America, long content with their lifestyle, through four years of hard knocks woke up to the corruption of this administration

The values taught in public schools suddenly vanished as America watched in horror at the Constitution desecration

Realizing the campaign was faltering the candidate could only claim women’s rights as being potentially completely demolished

Feminists from all walks of life were suddenly demanding all white men be abolished

The feminists hate me, don’t they? And I don’t blame them. For I hate feminism. It is poison” So stated Margaret Thatcher

Another woman greatly admired both in leadership and stature

Spending massive amounts of campaign funds on disdainful advertising and rallies with high priced celebrities this candidate whiffed badly as the ball crossed the plate

The party was over as the last dancer twerked and the cackle receded into scripted speeches aimed at creating division and hate

So the chance for America to have a woman lead the country still awaits

But what we need is a woman ready and able to lead the United States

Meghan’s Tupperware Party

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Welcome to my house, my name is Meghan and I’m new to this neighborhood

I thought this Tupperware party might be a good way to meet everyone like a new resident should

I appreciate y’all parking around the U-Haul trailer and stepping over the string attached to the garden hose post

As the queen of this new house, today I’ll be serving as your host

We’re a small family and are really trying to adjust to the area

We yearn to live the quiet life away from all the hysteria

So please make yourself as comfortable as you can. The furniture just arrived from No Credit Rental

As soon as we can swing it, I’ll bring in newer furnishings so please don’t be too judgmental

I hope you brought your check book because I have some exciting items to show you

They’ll make your life easier in a lot of every day tasks you need to do

The first piece I’d like to show you is this heart shaped baking dish I use for Harry’s kidney pie

Presenting your partner with heart shaped food might just turn you into his “special” pie in the sky

Next I’d like to show you this handy divided dish that Harry uses for his fish and chips

Since his new job is an Uber driver, he has to eat on the run to not miss any tips

Finally I’d like to show this wonderful new casserole pan perfect for my recipe of bubble and squeak

I think my secret ingredients make it better, and there’s no in law here to critique

So feel free to look my samples over and thumb through the handy fliers

Hopefully that should turn you into happy neighbors and satisfied buyers

And as you leave, I’ll ask you again to be careful stepping over the string attached to the post for the garden hose

It leads all the way to Harry and is tied to the ring I have in his nose

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