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The One Time the Federal Government Didn’t Stick its Nose in your Business

The Federal Government has always been quick to enforce what is best for its citizens. Pick any subject and these professional politicians are very proficient

The everyday citizen should accept these decisions and what you are left with should be more than sufficient

This government appointed themselves as experts in medicine deciding that all should wear a mask and load up your body with untested vaccines

But move along, there’s nothing to see hear, as these formulas were causing a massive number of side effects and changes to a person’s genes

Furthermore, let’s lock down the schools and create a class of children permanently behind the eight ball

And to further muddy the waters the profit crazed drug manufacturers are now recommending the shots to the very small

Ensuring today’s children will be genetically modified and a good chance of being dead before realizing it’s all been a big lie

The Federal Government is counting on this cash windfall from drug manufacturers to fund their own money supply

With their dirty hands in all things climate change, the future of their gilded lily hangs with electric cars and wind mills

The funding for these fundamentally flawed New Green Deal projects will be funded with drug money and hidden in their 1000 page bills

Yet no one is screaming about the fact that America has hit its own proverbial iceberg and is rapidly taking on water

This uniparty government is playing American citizens, with their cleverly placed social media bots, like the shallow fools they are while being led like lambs to the slaughter

Interestingly, the one time a branch of the Federal Government backed out of a ruling that put the rights of citizens back to the states

Is the ruling that sent the uninformed screaming into the streets with their posters, violence and the vulgar shouts of their hates

Meghan’s Tupperware Party

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Welcome to my house, my name is Meghan and I’m new to this neighborhood

I thought this Tupperware party might be a good way to meet everyone like a new resident should

I appreciate y’all parking around the U-Haul trailer and stepping over the string attached to the garden hose post

As the queen of this new house, today I’ll be serving as your host

We’re a small family and are really trying to adjust to the area

We yearn to live the quiet life away from all the hysteria

So please make yourself as comfortable as you can. The furniture just arrived from No Credit Rental

As soon as we can swing it, I’ll bring in newer furnishings so please don’t be too judgmental

I hope you brought your check book because I have some exciting items to show you

They’ll make your life easier in a lot of every day tasks you need to do

The first piece I’d like to show you is this heart shaped baking dish I use for Harry’s kidney pie

Presenting your partner with heart shaped food might just turn you into his “special” pie in the sky

Next I’d like to show you this handy divided dish that Harry uses for his fish and chips

Since his new job is an Uber driver, he has to eat on the run to not miss any tips

Finally I’d like to show this wonderful new casserole pan perfect for my recipe of bubble and squeak

I think my secret ingredients make it better, and there’s no in law here to critique

So feel free to look my samples over and thumb through the handy fliers

Hopefully that should turn you into happy neighbors and satisfied buyers

And as you leave, I’ll ask you again to be careful stepping over the string attached to the post for the garden hose

It leads all the way to Harry and is tied to the ring I have in his nose

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