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I Saw A Biden Sticker On A Cadillac

In 2020 more than eighty one miilion people voted for Joe Biden to be the new Commander in Chief

Trump had been in office and his never ending bombastic remarks had turned off citizens so a breath of fresh air would be a relief

Yard signs, banners and bumper stickers appeared everywhere for the man who promised to unite

But just nine months into his Presidency buyers remorse was rampant and voters were humbly contrite

The bumper stickers once prevalent on the highways and parking lots were now missing as sales of adhesive remover and single edged razor blades soared

The elusive dementia case had soiled everything he touched and now with his constituents was striking a dismal chord

Inspecting this car with the Biden sticker showcased the current condition of this so called Republic as the car was abandoned and up on blocks

The price of gas had risen to the point that driving was no longer feasible so the local criminals had stripped all useable parts right down to the shocks

The interior was now inhabited by two people of unknown origin and three Haitian got-aways

Though cramped, conditions were tolerable until a spot for a tent opened up under the bridge for the railways

With what promises to be a free ride in this hull of a vehicle the occupants keep the Biden sticker on the car

With free medical, education, and no taxes the migrants can thank Biden for being able to fly under the radar

Get Your Class Rebates Now

This just in, in a surprising show of bipartisanship Congress has agreed to a rebate system for college class reimbursement

To help defray the cost of college there will be a flat fee offered for courses taken advancing the leftist agenda to the deserving recipient

Some courses would have no cash value as they would be considered worthwhile in establishing a career

Classes in business or agriculture would not be recognized as with the government dependent leftist agenda they would interfere

A $500 fee would be paid for classes approved by Congress like those from the Philosophy department such as the Introduction To Ethics

Listed as a study of right and wrong pertaining to current society pulling in the sandal wearing socialist types like nails to the study of magnetics

Examples of other courses where the rebate would certainly apply would be Sociology 3770: The Workplace in Film, the study of how work has been presented by the media

After a difficult semester of viewing film depicting the sweat and dedication of workers, the undergraduates are sure to stick to life in academia

This brings up another rebatable course of Sociology 3330: On The Road, the study of tourist attractions and cultural tours

Possibly included in this study is how Stuckey’s Pecan Logs might have advanced white privilege during the family’s summer trip to the shores

The newly graduated individual can apply for these rebates now as the job their degree acquired will in a couple of years be paying $15 an hour

But one would have to act in a hurry because the country is running out of money and the spend crazy progressives are currently in power

Finally one last course that was a sure rebate was Jour 5410/7410: Journalism Ethics shown on the undergraduate class list

But clicking on the number for the course synopsis instead of a description a single sentence states,”this course does not exist”

And that is not a shock.

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