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A Sucker Bet

Wikipedia defines a sucker bet as a gambling wager in which the expected return does not reflect the odds of winning and is significantly lower

This term can be demonstrated by the current college debt reduction brain storm. The success of this idea will be demonstrated when up for re-election, Biden is the grass and the voting public is the lawn mower

Scrolling through a list of gambling terms, one can see how these apply to Biden’s double-dealing

He has constantly dealt from the bottom of the deck to keep his family of lowlifes and cronies in the chips and send America’s economy reeling

Bankroll: A roll of currency needed to enter the game

This has become an unlimited amount of cash as the taxpayers will continue to fund his madness and for his failures, he will never share the blame

No Limit: Means one isn’t restricted by betting limits as long as you double the previous bet

Lets remember when then VP Biden threatened to withhold a meager 1 billion unless then Ukrainian President Poroshenko fired Victor Shokin. Since then Biden has sent now President Zelensky over 50 billion. I believe the terms of no limit have been met

Hole Card: A card that is dealt face down and the holder needs not to expose until the showdown

This is the card Zelensky has under wraps that contains the Burisma and Hunter Biden lowdown

All In: Also called table stakes gives the player the right to play all the chips in front of them at the poker table

This is also, the soon to be implemented Uniparty plan, to sacrifice the corrupt Biden family to save some congressional seats and possibly the Presidential office while they’re able

So for the next three months, America will have to watch inflation rage, electricity sky rocket and six days of vacations turn into threes

While a once comfortable life becomes cold and hungry for the poorer citizens, the middle class and retirees

As the addled brained puppet looks into the teleprompter and states “let them eat cake”

The American public is now realizing this administration’s real slogan is “never give a sucker an even break”

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I Saw A Biden Sticker On A Cadillac

In 2020 more than eighty one miilion people voted for Joe Biden to be the new Commander in Chief

Trump had been in office and his never ending bombastic remarks had turned off citizens so a breath of fresh air would be a relief

Yard signs, banners and bumper stickers appeared everywhere for the man who promised to unite

But just nine months into his Presidency buyers remorse was rampant and voters were humbly contrite

The bumper stickers once prevalent on the highways and parking lots were now missing as sales of adhesive remover and single edged razor blades soared

The elusive dementia case had soiled everything he touched and now with his constituents was striking a dismal chord

Inspecting this car with the Biden sticker showcased the current condition of this so called Republic as the car was abandoned and up on blocks

The price of gas had risen to the point that driving was no longer feasible so the local criminals had stripped all useable parts right down to the shocks

The interior was now inhabited by two people of unknown origin and three Haitian got-aways

Though cramped, conditions were tolerable until a spot for a tent opened up under the bridge for the railways

With what promises to be a free ride in this hull of a vehicle the occupants keep the Biden sticker on the car

With free medical, education, and no taxes the migrants can thank Biden for being able to fly under the radar

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Get Your Class Rebates Now

This just in, in a surprising show of bipartisanship Congress has agreed to a rebate system for college class reimbursement

To help defray the cost of college there will be a flat fee offered for courses taken advancing the leftist agenda to the deserving recipient

Some courses would have no cash value as they would be considered worthwhile in establishing a career

Classes in business or agriculture would not be recognized as with the government dependent leftist agenda they would interfere

A $500 fee would be paid for classes approved by Congress like those from the Philosophy department such as the Introduction To Ethics

Listed as a study of right and wrong pertaining to current society pulling in the sandal wearing socialist types like nails to the study of magnetics

Examples of other courses where the rebate would certainly apply would be Sociology 3770: The Workplace in Film, the study of how work has been presented by the media

After a difficult semester of viewing film depicting the sweat and dedication of workers, the undergraduates are sure to stick to life in academia

This brings up another rebatable course of Sociology 3330: On The Road, the study of tourist attractions and cultural tours

Possibly included in this study is how Stuckey’s Pecan Logs might have advanced white privilege during the family’s summer trip to the shores

The newly graduated individual can apply for these rebates now as the job their degree acquired will in a couple of years be paying $15 an hour

But one would have to act in a hurry because the country is running out of money and the spend crazy progressives are currently in power

Finally one last course that was a sure rebate was Jour 5410/7410: Journalism Ethics shown on the undergraduate class list

But clicking on the number for the course synopsis instead of a description a single sentence states,”this course does not exist”

And that is not a shock.

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