
The cloaked figure wearing aviator shades crouched low shaded by the doorway nervously checking his surroundings, his eyes shifting from side to side
A hooded shape emerged from behind the dumpster and cautiously approached the figure in a slow crab-like stride
“You got the list?” asked hoodie. “Yeah, I got it” replied Ray Bans
“Let’s see the money,” said the man peering over the top of his frames and holding out his hands
The briefcase snapped open and the minimal light illuminated packs of $100’s stacked neatly in rows
Handing over the thick dossier the sunglass man grabbed the briefcase and into the night he goes
Hoodie stood there shivering even though it wasn’t cold. He knew he had in his possession a list that could bring down CEOs, Hollywood elitists, and many a political heavyweight
With trembling hands he slid out the first sheet and there it was, a list of who was on the flights to sicko island and the date
With blackmail looming large, hoodie headed to the nearest Staples to make copies
It was then he noticed several initials entered multiple times highlighted by yellow sharpies
He now had the power. The highlighted initials could easily be tied to real names
Also in the packet were several videotapes. Each were connected to highlighted initials and those initials were from names everyone blames
“Oh what fun it will be to hear the denials,” hoodie thought
But the more sinister idea was the monetary reward as his silence will have to be bought
“So Mr Muckety Muck, you want that tape of you and the nine year old kept under cover?”
“That’ll be 100 grand for me to suppress that disgusting thing being done to you by your little lover”
“And Mrs X, that film of you and your real partner cutting up that 12-year-old, that’s half a million to you”
“Just remember this is a yearly tax that will be adjusted for inflation. Karma’s a real bitch depending on who you choose to screw”
“These lists and tapes will never see the light of day as they give me a tremendous advantage”
“It’ll be a real chore to keep up with all these high profile names but somehow I’ll have to manage”
But these kind of vile acts couldn’t happen in America. These heinous offenses would immediately lead to long stretches of jail time handed down by impartial judges
That would be the judges who weren’t on the list, abide by the Constitution, and bear no grudges


