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Pssst, I Have The List

The cloaked figure wearing aviator shades crouched low shaded by the doorway nervously checking his surroundings, his eyes shifting from side to side

A hooded shape emerged from behind the dumpster and cautiously approached the figure in a slow crab-like stride

“You got the list?” asked hoodie. “Yeah, I got it” replied Ray Bans

“Let’s see the money,” said the man peering over the top of his frames and holding out his hands

The briefcase snapped open and the minimal light illuminated packs of $100’s stacked neatly in rows

Handing over the thick dossier the sunglass man grabbed the briefcase and into the night he goes

Hoodie stood there shivering even though it wasn’t cold. He knew he had in his possession a list that could bring down CEOs, Hollywood elitists, and many a political heavyweight

With trembling hands he slid out the first sheet and there it was, a list of who was on the flights to sicko island and the date

With blackmail looming large, hoodie headed to the nearest Staples to make copies

It was then he noticed several initials entered multiple times highlighted by yellow sharpies

He now had the power. The highlighted initials could easily be tied to real names

Also in the packet were several videotapes. Each were connected to highlighted initials and those initials were from names everyone blames

“Oh what fun it will be to hear the denials,” hoodie thought

But the more sinister idea was the monetary reward as his silence will have to be bought

“So Mr Muckety Muck, you want that tape of you and the nine year old kept under cover?”

“That’ll be 100 grand for me to suppress that disgusting thing being done to you by your little lover”

“And Mrs X, that film of you and your real partner cutting up that 12-year-old, that’s half a million to you”

“Just remember this is a yearly tax that will be adjusted for inflation. Karma’s a real bitch depending on who you choose to screw”

“These lists and tapes will never see the light of day as they give me a tremendous advantage”

“It’ll be a real chore to keep up with all these high profile names but somehow I’ll have to manage”

But these kind of vile acts couldn’t happen in America. These heinous offenses would immediately lead to long stretches of jail time handed down by impartial judges

That would be the judges who weren’t on the list, abide by the Constitution, and bear no grudges

Trying To Talk Around That Big Foot

“What’s that you say?” “Mr President, could you please remove your foot from your mouth and speak clearly”

“I said Canada is considering becoming the 51st state,” said the President quite cavalierly

While stating that as a fact, Prime Minister Carney is trying to arrange a deal with European partners to become part of the defense industrial base

Once again Trump made a statement off the cuff and is now reinforcing a fictitious fact to not lose face

Much like trying to turn the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America he shoots before he thinks

But he knows his hand-picked toadies will line up to bend a knee even though his idea stinks

In February, once in office, Trump promised to end the Ukraine conflict in a day

Four months later Putin’s missiles and drones have the Ukrainian people diving for cover to keep from being blown away

Besides the democrats and the rinos in Congress need to keep the war chest thriving and feed their greed

Even if it means watching countless Russians and Ukrainians bleed

Stopping the massive caravans of illegal migrants at the border is to be considered a Trump success

However deporting just half the people here illegally isn’t as easy as Trump suggests

It seems the Constitution guarantees every person living in this country the right to due process

So all illegals have the right to a trial and those denied, their causes are taken up by the mainstream press

So in approximately 2212 the last migrant would have his day in court after being dead for 150 years

So he can be shipped back to his homeland the next Tuesday after his visa clears

It’s not easy cleaning up the Biden path of destruction this country was forced to accept

Pick a subject and someone behind the scenes was pulling the strings because they knew the featured puppet was inept

Robbing the citizens, granting political favors, and a disdain for the country is the democrats’ mission statement

Knowing Trump would sound like a pompous buffoon multiple time during the week (but at least he’s not hiding in his basement)

One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by Internet

In the poem “Paul Revere’s Ride,” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow advised that lanterns hung in the belfry tower would signal British troops advancing. One lantern by land two if by sea

Should Longfellow been able to see into the future he would also inform if by internet, hang three

When three kids were slashed to death and ten others wounded at a Taylor Swift themed party, it was erroneously posted the suspect was an asylum seeker

The thought of children lying in pools of blood presented a picture that couldn’t be painted any bleaker

Frustrated people looking for an excuse to riot seized the opportunity and looted and burned

The fact that previously citizens had been storing anger for a decade watching their country being turned into a third world ghetto didn’t have the powdered wigs at all concerned

However when the European Commissioner for Internal Markets and Services, Thierry Breton, received notice that Elon Musk was interviewing Donald Trump he had a hissy fit

Still working on the wedgie given to him in primary school for being named Thierry, he issued a toothless statement enforcing censorship in the US knowing the current US administration would permit

It seems the Biden/Harris administration is all for speech censorship if it concerns something they don’t approve

They would like nothing better than the ability to look a written statement that didn’t defend socialism, money laundering, and mass immigration and have the right to remove

The dreaded EU regulated DSA or Digital Services Act was passed in October 2022 regulating social network intent

When passed the European Commission Executive Vice President Margarethe Vestager declared “Democracy’s back” implying we’ll censor your dissent

The censorship train is on the way. All the lanterns are lit. Only this time it’s to warn us of our own policymakers

We need to question the inaction of our own duly elected “movers and shakers”

So before opened greeting cards are received in the mail and text messages are intercepted

Free speech is a tool that built America and citizens cannot let censorship be accepted

Should the British government continue to feel they have the right for America’s free speech to attack

We won’t dump tea this time, we’ll send Harry and Meghan back

Monkeys, Juice, and Porn Star Seduce

Famous trials over the past century have always advanced the causes of the attorneys charged with winning the case

And how the trial is reported by the press is the view the public should embrace

Almost exactly100 years ago the Scopes monkey trial was major news as it challenged the requisite belief of the bible

It seems high school teacher John Scopes was accused of teaching evolution and violating the recently passed Butler Law and therefore was libel

Apparently Scopes didn’t buy into man was formed by a lump of clay

But instead crawled out of the ocean and continued upscaling until they became the rappers of today

The two attorneys were William Jennings Bryan a staunch defender of fundamental Bible teachings and Clarence Darrow an ACLU advocate and guardian of the Constitution and each orator had their say

In the end the verdict boiled down to John Scopes had taught evolution in violation of the narrow sighted Butler Law, was fined $100 but probably couldn’t use Apple pay

The next trial of the century was highly publicized as a former football star and part-time actor was accused of killing his wife and a friend

The media had a field day with a celebrity on trial and a group of high profile lawyers to defend

The names Cochran, Bailey, Shapiro, and Clark all became familiar as the press highlighted them on nightly news

A television audience remained riveted to the testimony hoping someone would deliver uncovered clues

The trial made stars out of the involved with judges, attorneys, and witnesses all mugging for their moment in the spotlight

A huge television audience hung on every word as racial overtones were front and center since the accused was black and the deceased white

In the end celebrity won out as the only suspect walked away scot-free and two were dead

Leaving remaining images of a tainted glove that didn’t fit and the staircase where the murdered had bled

The current trial has charges being brought before a jury to consider whether an ex-president committed fraud by falsifying payments to a porn star

The eighteen-year-old charges for an alleged cover-up are some of many filed by leftist DA’s in two different states and seem increasingly bizarre

This trial features attacks on the Constitution itself not on people or a religious standard

A socialist win at all costs, by the DA and judges appears more and more like justice is ignored and the rulings are gerrymandered

While this circus trial continues the three ring act is oozing with contempt by celebrity wannabes evidenced by the jurists, prosecutors, and the defense

The Republic might just hang in the balance as any verdict might just come at America’s expense

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