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September 2025

Bringing Back Grandpa from a Hank of Hair

And there it was in the test tube a glob of cells beginning to take shape

Thanks to AI, scientists were able to properly sequence DNA from an Ice Age primate and recreate a “prehistoric ape”

So now the DNA was retrieved from a hair belonging to the beloved grandpa now gone for many years

Standing in awe were a group of relatives remembering the man through so many tears

The kindness, humor, and the gentleness of the man would once again be welcomed into loving arms

The euphoria of the group exceeded any thought of unforeseen problems nor set off any alarms

The family would take this person, birthed from a glass tube and he would become the grandpa they all knew

But would this family be able to let grandpa acquire the traits of their deceased kin as he grew?

It seemed Grandpa worked the fields as he was growing up and tended chores on his farm

Now the fields were a subdivision and what acreage left was now a wedding venue trying to capture the rustic charm

Would not the working long hours tending the truck crops, the stubborn animals on icy winter days shaped Grandpa’s memories

As did front porch lemonade and pies crafted by grandma after picking berries

Would that time and place have an influence on who he married and would those memories be available now for the woman this clump of cells marries?

Passing away at an early age Grandma was barely remembered but obviously through his life was the woman Grandpa had chosen

Yet here they were oblivious to those facts, standing around the test tube with smiles appearing frozen

They would take this new human and try their best to raise a physical apparition

Could he become the same person that is buried behind the church as he makes this laboratory transition?

Only time will tell if a person can be recreated in the likeness of the memories framed on the shelves

Maybe AI is gaining too much power and needs to be reigned in as deeper into the theory of life it delves

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Why The Infatuation With Red Onions

The neighbor had been bragging for months about his secret pizza recipe

He claimed this pizza was so good, a person eating it would need therapy

And to enhance the pizza, he recently purchased a $600 outdoor pizza oven that heats to 800 degrees

Because after tasting this he boasted he’d start a new pizza chain and would have to fight off potential franchisees

So, the small group assembled on his deck and watched as the pie was ceremoniously placed on the hot stone

Seven minutes later the pizza came out piping hot, charred just right and to a hungry man the aroma of expensive cologne

Eagerly blowing on my slice, mouth watering in anticipation the overpowering taste of red onion came as quite a shock

The list of potential franchisees dwindled rapidly and as a group mumbled about having to go while asking if they could take the rest of their slice home in a zip lock

The red onion once again raised its fetid stench to kill what could have been a delicious taste test

But cooks and chefs everywhere use and praise this red bulb like it was the winner of an onion love fest

Many a sandwich and salad combo has been ruined by the pungent taste

Maybe the onion flavor was used to cover off flavor of nearly expired ingredients to keep from being waste

Think about how many nights have been spent on the sofa after consuming a few strands of the red

Close conversation, nuzzling on a love seat, and lovemaking are definitely out as the onion once again rears its ugly head

The bonus to the onion dilemma is it hangs in one’s mouth and hands the following day

It’s taste takes no backseat to any ingredient in guacamole, chicken salad, or a bowl of chili, but the plus side is it might keep bugs away

Perhaps the baby that granny was fussing over for crying through the night might be caused by the nursing mother

Because when standing at the deli counter and nodding yes to pickled red onion on her sandwich any thought of affecting the baby went in one ear and out the other

There are many varieties of onion to sample and savor

But don’t ruin a hard afternoon in the kitchen with an acidic red onion. That would do all diners a favor

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The Lamest Lynch Mob

The promise had been made, the suspects identified, and the criminal charges only need to be filed

The alleged complaints ranged from fraud, treason, and insider trading with many more charges that could be added from the list compiled

The President claims to hold all the cards to drain the swamp and send these lawbreakers to jail

But yet its been nine months and no one has even had to post bail

The usual suspects were in the lineup. Familiar faces to all

Each and every one had become fabulously wealthy on the taxpayer’s dime and none believed for a minute from their esteemed perch they would fall

Though the list is long, a few indictments would sooth some anger over their votes and Presidential choice

Just to see a couple white collar criminals in prison blues would cause many to rejoice

First up would be the despicable gnome, Dr Fauci who ruled the CDC and locked down the population

He annointed himself as supreme ruler of health and expected America to kowtow to every proclamation

Buisnesses closed, education was taught at home, and people turned on citizens due to his farcical rules

Then sitting by his pool in a chaise lounge and laughing at the Amercian people he treated like fools

Next would be President Biden himself. Funny how when he dropped out of the race people stopped praising him

Maybe it was because now people didn’t want to associate with his crooked family and a man who appeared quite dim

Suddenly the democrats threw in all their cards on an underwhelming Vice President who was instantly behind in her campaigning

The Biden cartel caused more hurt to America than anyone will ever know, by the way would someone like to buy a painting?

Then there’s Hillary whose nefarious schemes included the whole russian collusion lie, and classifed intel sent to her private laptop

And Chelsea bought her ten million dollar mansion in NYC allegedly using Haiti as her cash crop

Next chain gang candidate should be Adam Schiff and his mortgage fraud

Claiming two homes on opposite coasts as primary residences to secure favorable loans, he insists the charges are politically motivated so the right wing will applaud

Also involved in the Russian collusion and steadfast in his lie, charges might have to be filed here too

Yet they all walk free on a higher plane while the rest of us are all mired in the ever encroaching goo

But the Bionis, the Patels, and the Hegseths have done nothing with any of these complaints

Perhaps just maybe when the sheets are pulled back, America will see there are no saints

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The Cloak Of Ignorance

The ignorance and outright stupidity was on full display.

The left once again had reason to celebrate. A conservative had been shot and their idea of world dominance was underway

The man killed by the assassin’s bullet was a debater extraordinaire

He questioned the leftists values in a non-combative tone and their answer was usually only a blank stare

Because having a leftist explain their beliefs is similar to pulling rotten teeth

It boils down to the fact they feel slighted by society so only hatred simmers beneath

That is why the fallacy of socialism exists, because to be a socialist all things are equal and must be shared

Meaning the obese, unemployed, pierced person has a right to some of the earnings of the mechanic from the cars he repaired

Should this hard-working person object to give up a portion of wages then he is considered a fascist or a Nazi

And his name will be spat upon by the green-hired liberal posse

Spurred on in their hatred by the leaders in Congress today

The multi-millionaires who don’t care a bit about their electorate as long as their words cause the ignorant to disobey

Taught from an early age to hate anyone who is considered better looking, has a solid work ethic, or ambitions to get ahead

“Those who can’t do, teach” or so the saying goes. And teach they do into the young minds their leftist values they embed

Then taught by the elbow patch, tweed wearing professors whose idea of research is to plagiarize a scholar’s work from 400 years ago.

And retreat behind ivy covered walls to check the stock market and drink Merlot

Yet hatred like a mushroom cloud boils over and rage becomes violence

As the protestors become mobs shouting profane epithets and waving third world flags of defiance

These idealistic students want to tear down society, write social media death threats, and finally shoot up a school as pressures from social media causes one to go rogue

The condition is mental illness caused by unfit instructors, pretentious professors, social media and the realization that you’ll never make the cover of Vogue

The voices you hear are from years of conditioning. By too much screen time, unsupervised teaching, and bleeding heart social workers

The voices heard and acted on are the same ones directing you to pull the trigger and commit the murders

When the real driver behind the scenes, the one controlling the mass media that he carefully staffs

Leans back in his chair, puts his feet on his desk and laughs

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