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August 2025

Pounding The Poison To The Babies

In the fifties the good doctor snapped his bag shut after driving through bad weather to make a house call

Though he charged an outrageous $7.50 for the call and the meds, he answered all the parents concerns over the noise of the baby’s bawl

Fast-forward seventy years and the office person glared over the top of her half glasses and stated the child is behind on his vaccines

Too employed for charity and too poor for insurance the young mother was sent packing to the free clinic as the vaccines required to see this doctor were beyond her means

You see, this child had managed to survive her first 12 months without illness and now needed approximately 20 shots to get caught up

Which in turn equates to hundreds of dollars for vaccinations that Big Pharma demands into babies veins they need to pump

Grandma had told the mother not to worry as she only had 3 or 4 shots growing up that she could remember

But here is this CNA handing this young mother a schedule of injections amounting to four a month from January to September

And now the American Association of Pediatrics has recommended at 6-24 months babies receive the highly questionable covid shot

“Believe in the science,” they say. But pay no attention to the big Pharma drug reps proving time and time again doctors can be bought

And what infant at birth doesn’t need an injection for Hep B

This should help the newborn should he slip out of the NICU and share a needle during a drunken party spree

Grandma was seen wringing her hands as she looked over the injection list

“Some of these diseases weren’t invented when I was young,” snarled the woman obviously pissed

“I mean come on, I understand some of these vaccines are lifesavers. But with this many shots what are they doing to this baby’s system?”

“Sounds like more of a money grab to me and newborns are the victim”

Granny then pulled out a chart showing the autism rates for children over the past 50 decades

Waving the chart at the CNA she demanded an explanation as why in the 1970’s autism was diagnosed at 1:10,000 kids

Now rising at warp speed the chart now shows 1:36 kids are diagnosed autistic. But any discussion of this the medical community forbids

Grandma was quiet on the way home. She remembered being sick as a child but always recovered

It wasn’t until the CDC recommended a barrage of shots the doctors realized what a gold mine they had discovered

Just maybe the kids in the fifties and sixties were healthier as they weren’t exposed to the poisons today’s doctors are quick to inject

But that would take Big Pharma out of play and teenagers of today wouldn’t be concerned about lumps appearing that are malignant

Archie Revisited

♫ “Boy the way America was played

Ploys that hid the big charade

Non-Binaries like us had it made

Those were the days

And you knew who you were then

Men were girls and girls were men

Mister we could use a man Joseph Biden again

Didn’t need no MAGA state

Only a few had to pull their weight

Gee our old EV ran great

Those were the days” ♫

Edy: “Oh Archie, I’m going to the market for a can of peaches in heavy syrup”

Archie: “Ah gee Edy, just watch out for guys wearing a red hat and driving a pickup”

Soy Boy: “Hey Arch, just because someone drives a pickup doesn’t make them a Trump backer”

Archie: “Ah Geez, Soy Boy, anyone driving a pickup probably is a republican and definitely a cracker”

Glory Bee: “Daddy, that’s not fair. You blast half the country because of what they drive?”

Archie: “That’s right little girl. All those people want to do is drink beer and cut our benefits so we don’t survive

Soy Boy: “Those people Archie!? Those people are what keeps America going”

“They’re the tradesmen, the truck drivers and the shelf stockers, doing their job whether it’s blazing hot or snowing

Edy: “That’s true Archie. Without them how would I get my can of peaches?”

Glory Bee: “Oh mama, here comes another of daddy’s speeches”

Archie: “So its speeches is it? Do any of these red hats sign my check?”

“No it’s the good old government and not some high school dropout redneck”

Soy Boy: “But Arch, without my check you wouldn’t be able to pay rent from what the government pays you”

Archie: “Let me remind you Soy Boy. Who put a roof over your head and food on the table and never missed a payment when rent was due”

Glory Bee: “It’s not our fault we can’t afford a house with the housing market the way it is today”

Archie: “Aha, so you need to live by my rules for you to stay

Edy: “Don’t listen to him, Glory Bee. Archie’s on his soapbox with those anti-MAGA slogans he loves to spew”

Archie: “Edy, stifle yourself will you”

Maybe You’ll Tolerate This Drug Better

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines tolerate: to endure or resist the action of (something, such as drugs or food) without serious side effects or discomfort

The doctors casually throw this word around to patients when the last drug prescribed caused them to hurt

Still not reducing the size of the baggie filled with prescription bottles of assigned pills

All in an attempt of reducing this patient’s misery and hoping the interaction with the other eight prescribed medicines isn’t what kills

Big Pharma might be pleased with the results. Just maybe this will be a commonly prescribed drug as the test rats are still alive

And if the patient can survive another five years, we can all pat ourselves on the back on how long the patient can survive

Then Big Pharma can lean on the insurance companies, the insurance companies their hospital groups, and the hospital groups their associated physicians

And should the patient balk at a new higher priced drug, the doctors have been programmed to say this drug might be their last chance given their conditions

The boardroom will be a happy place as this drug plus the other eight will make this individual worth 156 grand

And by tying in the insurance companies and their associated hospital groups, we can increase demand

We don’t ever want to address the root cause of this malady as that would end our never ending payday

And cause our ever-growing house of cards to collapse and decay

We can put this pill in a TV ad with a paid actor’s sworn testimony

And potential customers will eat it up not reading the fine print as they would see the ad as phony

Statistics will become a factor. Of the 1000 people not taking this drug (regardless of lifestyle) three people died

And only one person died of the 1000 taking the drug so one would have a 68% of not surviving if you don’t take this drug or so the stats implied

So if you can tolerate this drug and the side effects don’t cripple your lifestyle, you can join the happy people from the ad on the beach kicking up sand

And you’ll never know to that drug company you’re only worth 156 grand

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