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May 2025

THE ONLY LAW West, er East of the Pecos

The tote board shown brightly under the spotlights. The judges names were all displayed in alphabetical order

All were in the contest to see who could out-adjudicate the others with topics ranging from civil rights to the southern border

The showdown was on. The judges were all there eyeballing the competition

They thought their recent rulings had taken precedence over the others and all were powered by their own volition

The American citizens watched in amazement as these silly characters paraded around in their robes

Most were Obama and Biden appointees but a couple of Carter’s choices had noticeable tufts of hair sprouting from their earlobes

More than half of the voters had voted for Trump and the policies he promised

They felt after 16 of the past 20 years of lies and deceit the man in the office might be a touch more transparent and honest

“We can’t have this ill advised idiot trying to turn America to the right” was the obvious intent

“So when he makes a statement or issues an order, give us just a minute and watch us dissent”

Points were then awarded by the ruling causing the most disarray

The first judge was smiling broadly as her ruling was to show Trump as antigay

But soon was put in check by another judge blocking the transfer of a transgender woman to a men’s prison

“That’s small potatoes” stated a judge whose stock and points had rapidly risen

This judge blocked an order banning transgender individuals from serving in the US military

It seems a lot of transgenders were enlisting under Biden’s leadership to receive free reassignment surgery while hoping not to face foreign hostility

With a large number of judges all lining up to make their case for the points involved

The points leader for the judge most likely to squash most true citizens rights went unresolved

It was then decided that a WEF 24 judge free-for-all cage match would determine the winner

With the last judge standing being first in line for a democratic Supreme Court appointment and a free chicken dinner

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Trying To Talk Around That Big Foot

“What’s that you say?” “Mr President, could you please remove your foot from your mouth and speak clearly”

“I said Canada is considering becoming the 51st state,” said the President quite cavalierly

While stating that as a fact, Prime Minister Carney is trying to arrange a deal with European partners to become part of the defense industrial base

Once again Trump made a statement off the cuff and is now reinforcing a fictitious fact to not lose face

Much like trying to turn the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America he shoots before he thinks

But he knows his hand-picked toadies will line up to bend a knee even though his idea stinks

In February, once in office, Trump promised to end the Ukraine conflict in a day

Four months later Putin’s missiles and drones have the Ukrainian people diving for cover to keep from being blown away

Besides the democrats and the rinos in Congress need to keep the war chest thriving and feed their greed

Even if it means watching countless Russians and Ukrainians bleed

Stopping the massive caravans of illegal migrants at the border is to be considered a Trump success

However deporting just half the people here illegally isn’t as easy as Trump suggests

It seems the Constitution guarantees every person living in this country the right to due process

So all illegals have the right to a trial and those denied, their causes are taken up by the mainstream press

So in approximately 2212 the last migrant would have his day in court after being dead for 150 years

So he can be shipped back to his homeland the next Tuesday after his visa clears

It’s not easy cleaning up the Biden path of destruction this country was forced to accept

Pick a subject and someone behind the scenes was pulling the strings because they knew the featured puppet was inept

Robbing the citizens, granting political favors, and a disdain for the country is the democrats’ mission statement

Knowing Trump would sound like a pompous buffoon multiple time during the week (but at least he’s not hiding in his basement)

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White Superiority or just a Better Work Ethic

Much has been written about low impulse control, violent nature, and blatant rudeness

Always playing the victim, as the view from the outside world sees the group as a pack of opportunists

It starts early in life when the baby is raised by a single mother still in her teens

The kid grows up too smart for school, withdrawn, or acting out just to create scenes

Realizing his or her dream to become famous comes with work, practice, and sacrifice

This individual doesn’t have the ambition, drive or talent to pay that price

The single mother really didn’t care. The baby had been a burden on her still young life

Her nightly dreams shattered by the shrill cry of the infant cutting through her own fantasies like a knife

The food stamps, the monthly check and the government housing were never enough

Still the TV ads, the credit card companies, and the store displays always encouraged to buy more stuff

The jobs available were always the same. The night shift at the nursing home, second shift fast food worker or convenience store clerk

Usually fired from one or all jobs because between the baby and having no weekends off the management didn’t appreciate the no-show at work

Anger becomes a way of life. It’s not my fault, others have it better, the government owes me more

What doesn’t help is people look away from the perceived rabble like you. The far-away eyes, the smirk, or self-righteous pity, all things you deplore

So you live three levels of humanity below where you think you should be

Trying to get by day to day, hoping the car will start, and shacked up with an unemployed parolee

Wondering how all those other white people have it better than me

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Geriatric Survivor Game

The patients had assembled in the common area of the Peaceful Valley Nursing Home

Rumors were rampant since the e-mail was sent and this announcement seemed more significant than the kitchen would no longer use cups of styrofoam

The democrats were once again in control thanks to 12 million new voters

And the geriatric set were worried by the sound bytes heard from the socialist promoters

The new America would now be powered by a labor force that were paid and shared on an equal basis

The orders had been passed down from high by the controlling group, powerful but faceless

As it turns out the senior citizens were only thought of as “unnecessary eaters”

Though sturdy in their younger years, they’d been warehoused in Peaceful Valley as medical office visit repeaters

So the meds would be doled out on a priority basis, given first to those able to self-care

And the bedridden unable to make this meeting could only hope the weekly tip to the CNA could get them another week of slumping in the chair

Alliances were quickly formed by the mobile uprights to help each other exist a little longer

Knowing a strong team that eliminated others could only make them stronger

Suddenly the sweet woman in 219 was a liability as she was decrepit and eighty-five

Medical devices quickly became weapons as people sought to hold on to their meds that kept them alive

Canes became slashing tools and oxygen tanks were pressurized bombs, with wheelchairs used as battering rams

These folks were locked and loaded, feeling true terror as this wasn’t one of the many democrat scams

The idea of ridding the country of the “unnecessary eaters” was now law endorsed by all the socialist supporters

With the Peaceful Valley Nursing Home being repurposed as a complex for 15 illegal migrant family living quarters

Little did the current residents know but Big Pharma was involved and had a plan for those living there

The meds they are willing to fight for have been altered with poison and cause them to vanish into thin air

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The Person Behind The Makeup

“Men go to bed with Gilda and wake up with me,” was famously stated by actress Rita Hayworth

Fantasies abounded with the thoughts of romancing the famous star but the next morning crashing back to earth

In 1949 The Artists League of America voted Rita’s lips best in the world

She signed with Max Factor to promote its line of Tru-Color lipsticks causing women around the world to flip their hair as they twirled

Cosmetics have been used for centuries to enhance beauty and cover flaws

The internet is packed with stories of divorces filed by men viewing their spouse without makeup as the cause

Men have always had to guess what lies behind that foundation, concealer and blush

And what nightmare might emerge from the bathroom the morning after a barroom crush

Ancient Egyptians both women and men used cosmetics for religious purposes, repel insects and show social standing

Though originally used by those connected to royalty, soon the lower caste of people began applying as the use of cosmetics was ever expanding

Recent examples of cosmetics were Twiggy’s eyelashes, Jennifer Garner’s skincare, Brooke Shields’ eyebrows, and Lynda Carter’s lips

Covering flaws and enhancing facial features was as easy as a trip to the mall as a wide array of makeup was at your fingertips

Whole departments in major chain stores are dedicated to cosmetics

To improve a woman’s features that unfortunately were left behind by genetics

Plus the fact the customer usually leaves with a sackful of high-priced colors, sprays, and lotions

All to please the face in the mirror and spark the partner’s emotions

In 2022 the cosmetic industry generated approximately $430 billion in revenue and is on the rise in all categories

As new and improved products are being produced in mega-companies’ laboratories

But as for the males in this ever-changing world and it doesn’t matter what is stated by the law

No amount of concealer is going to hide the fact that you have a hoo-haw

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Everyone Wants Their Easy Money

More and more people are beginning to question the way of life of former generations

It seems that working a 40-hour week for a meager paycheck cuts into purchasing power, time off and luxurious vacations

The TV commercials show people driving fancy cars, splashing in azure seas, and seated in fine dining places

The broadcasts on television, movies, and internet all show citizens living the high life when your bank account shows you’re out of aces

It’s time to join the ranks of people loudly demanding their share of easy money and hold out your hand

No longer an idea or request it’s now a demand

Do claim the money is owed due to someone seven generations removed was forced into slavery

The settlement is long overdue as former ancestors stood up for their rights in a show of defiance and bravery

They died paupers owning virtually nothing but their pride and dignity had been partially restored

Now because an Aunt from six generations ago bore a child into bondage you feel entitled to a monetary award

Another form of easy money as shown on TV is the non-stop bombardment of legalized gambling

It used to be one would have to go to the track waiting on that hot tip to have the bettors scrambling

Vegas was always the ideal vacation and became the gamblers consummate destination

Sleep in a nice hotel, see a show, and wait for the perfect roll of the dice according to your own formulation

Now gambling is everywhere. Every sports show on TV is sponsored by multiple legalized betting sites

With one phone call a person can bet on team sports, individual sports, or some palooka’s Friday night fights

So from the comfort of your easy chair it’s easy to throw away your savings, your child’s college fund, and the titles to your cars

All because the tip you received was bogus about the injury to one of the team’s stars

Four years ago President Biden suspended college loan payments for the high interest government backed loans

The loans the current education systems told you needed to “keep up with the Joneses’ ”

Life has been good for 48 months with no installment payments made on the agreed upon debts

Suddenly the agreement is being enforced and the debtor is once again left with 20 years of regrets

Biden tried to buy votes by cancelling the loans and transferring the debt to the American working class

Even the Supreme Court didn’t agree to this nonsense and didn’t give this legislation a pass

So easy money has proven to be a pipe dream. If you are an American easy money just isn’t in the cards

It only works for illegal migrants who all send their regards

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