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October 2024

It Lives!

The cold wind blew the clouds past the moon bathing the landscape in an eerie misty haze

The laboratory buried deep beneath the Demokratische Schloss was lit by the flame from the torches and a bluish glow from the cathode rays

Doktor Obama was putting the finishing touches on his proudest creation

For there on his table lay the work of the last three years, the creature that would make him the undisputed ruler after the historical migration

His path to this moment had been slow and pitted with adversity

Knowing unlimited accomplishments were on the horizon his formula for success depended on his definition of diversity

Make Americans ashamed of their successes and tear down individual achievement in schools

Celebrate mental illness and lawlessness through music, judgements, and treat Americans as fools

Then pipe this this nonsense through the airwaves until the citizens begin to drink the kool aid

Show the TV ads, promote socialist media figures, and censor freedom of thought through this nonstop leftist crusade

Starting slowly this vile doctor first created his mate. Sending Igor out to rob the graveyard he realized the mistake only after he flipped the switch for the life giving charge

Igor had slipped into the cemetery and stolen the body of a recently deceased linebacker leaving Dr Obama with a mate that is quite large

Passing this creature as female was quite easy. The press fawned over every staged joyous occasion

And thereby gauging the acceptance of oblivious Americans, the doctor prepared for the invasion

His next project short circuited too early to complete his vision

His hand built robot had a putrid brain and his incoherent speeches and stumbling gave the appearence of disease stricken

It turns out Igor bought the parts needed for this obsessive phobic from a caretaker at the local asylum

Skimming off the top, Igor found a box labeled “discontinued senile parts” so he’d bought some

This mumbling angry creature had come to a stop four years before its expiration date

So the evil doctor rather than recharge pulled the plug after the first debate

In a hurry to complete his own utopia, Dr Obama immediately pulled out a beta version of a creature that had never worked and no one liked

And by manipulating the vacuous press suddenly everyone surrounding the doctor was instantly psyched

Once brought back to life after Obama pushed the switch marked Revive, a cry was heard, “it lives!”

And in response the creature made a strange cackling sound and replied “to all the illegal migrants, trannys needing surgery, and weapons for Ukranine, we’ll make sure America gives”

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No Illegal Bugs Cross Our Borders

The California Department of Food and Agriculture has some of the strictest laws of bug and animal enforcement in the land

Without approval at the border stations most fruit, vegetables and animals are banned

“The importation or smuggling into California of live plants and plant products or unapproved, uninspected, or uncertified wild or domesticated animals will have serious legal and financial consequences for the persons involved”

Straight from the CDFA webpage this is how the destruction of California’s food source was solved

Bring a grapefruit on a camping trip from Arizona, bring Fluffy the cat without proper paperwork, or a Wandering Jew to hang in the window, and you’ll be in violation

But humans can stream across the border illegally unchecked and unfettered as part of a mass migration

It’s funny how California has dedicated massive amounts of time and money to eradicating various species of bugs

But people following in the insect’s flight paths are met with lackadaisical shrugs

For instance one of the insects that California takes great pains to eliminate is the Oriental Fruit Fly

Known to attack over 230 different fruits and vegetables these bugs can eliminate an entire fruit crop and cause a drop in supply

According to statistics published by the Migration Policy Institute in 2019 Asian undocumented migrants now make up 18% of the illegal group

And much like the Sub-Saharan Medfly, a good many Africans have also arrived here after flying the coop

The Medfly from Africa is considered by many to be one of the world’s most destructive pests

Without any way to control an invasion both the bugs and the fence jumpers will become permanent guests

The Mexican Fruit Fly is a major problem for the farmer’s citrus crop

Known to wipe out the entire orchard, costly major spraying of poisons is needed to put this to a stop

The Imported Red Fire Ant showed up around 1930. Imported in timber and plant root balls colonies thrived

Communicating by a series of semiochemicals and pheromones they blazed a trail that was easy to follow when the next batch arrived

Much like the human caravans follow a social media trail directed by a shadowy government agent in authority

Living free from handouts by the Catholic Charities and the Red Cross they too form their own colonies and make a temporary visa a priority

With its roots dating back to 1880 the CDFA established a goal of eradicating pests with the common prefix of Mediterranean, Mexican and Oriental

Little did they realize that humans with the same identifying prefix’s would invade and to the state’s resources become just as detrimental

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When You Don’t Know Any Black People

Sometimes people wonder how Kamala Harris became the democratic presidential candidate for the United States

As for 3 1/2 years she was a no show at the southern border, accomplished little as a Vice President and was very ordinary in debates

When picking a running mate in August of 2019 Biden stated he would like to pick a woman and preferably a woman of color

His team suddenly got that queasy feeling as they scrambled to find someone to fill the bill fitting that description, both qualified and not make him look any duller

He’d already expressed the requirements for a minority serving in office with a previous statement about Obama sending staffers scurrying before the crap could hit the fan

“I mean you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy, I mean that’s storybook man”

So who do you get? Biden didn’t have much of a track record in supporting the advancement of minorities

It seemed only at election time was minority achievement moved to the head of priorities

The pickings in Congress were limited to a few new hires mostly unknown outside their district or state

And a couple of the more well-known black women were recognized for spewing racial division and hate

It boiled down to a relatively unknown person whose only claim to fame had been for jailing pot smokers and stinging Biden in the debate with the scripted “that little girl was me”

Checking the boxes for articulate and clean with bright being a little iffy and not that dark she became the nominee

In keeping with the democratic campaign strategy, she too hides from the press and media questions and picked someone as a running mate whom no one would shoot because he makes her look good

So the picture is painted. You’ve got a strange socialist VP candidate shown as a good ole “aw shucks” farm boy and the Presidential candidate with her phoney accents supposedly at ease in high society or the hood

Little did Biden know when selecting his running mate, she’d have the final say in giving his re-election chances a thumbs down

Ambitions rule, power and greed always reigns, it was time to crown a queen and hand the rubber key to the clown

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