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July 2024

Which Candidate is least likely to Kill You?

Once again its like “deja vu all over again”. The pompous New York developer is running against a very unlikable lady

Both have been around politics for awhile, one as an ex-President and one as the current VP whose past political campaigns appear a bit shady

Though beginning to sound like a tiktok popularity contest, the real issue is will the hard-working citizens survive the next four years

One promises to accomplish what he didn’t during his first tenure and the other is trying to overcome the image that she is not as bad as she appears

The ex-President can deliver a better economy by immediately making America energy independent again

Distribution and transportation costs will drop and start the price of food on a downward trend like it was back then

The one who cackles nervously is all about the new green deal and the taxpayer funds needed to fund that disaster

But the treacherous press will again fawn over windmills, e-cars, and the climate change falsehoods spun by the greedy puppet Grandmaster

The ability to regulate your environment, where you travel, who you see, and your immediate comfort with a flip of a switch is their ultimate goal

The plan to wipe out the population of those people past their prime is the democratic tool for population control

Advising to follow the science, the government funded labs introduced a disease and an untested mRNA vaccine

Many succumbed to the illness and many more to the over-hyped shots, all dead by the order from the government machine

The politicians including the Cackle Queen all tested positive for covid showing America no one is safe from this dangerous disease

Miraculously after a short quarantine, all appeared back in the public’s eye hale, hearty, and fresh as a summer breeze

The pompous developer laid claim to helping develop the vaccine but his ignorance was over-shadowed in daily briefings from the scarf woman and the despicable gnome

As it turns out the making of the virus had been around for decades but now had a real human control group found in any nursing home

As for taxes, Giggle Girl hails from California and has no problem with raising taxes on both individuals and corporations

How else will the already strapped taxpayers fund her suicidal medicare for all including illegal migrants and all their medications

The celebrity developer is instead promising tax cuts to promote business and individual self-esteem

Flying in the face of the current elite this only added to the rush to give Biden the boot from the deep state socialist team

The chance of freedom loving Americans surviving four years of a new Venezuelan-like nightmare will be very limited

You’ll have no control of your or your children’s lives but speaking out against this regime will be strictly prohibited

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The Last Train To Rehoboth Beach

The train left the White House station for the last time early Sunday afternoon

On board for the final ride was the President, trailing so badly in the polls he was forced to change his tune

He was to quit his campaign to repeat another four year term as leader of the free world

But he’d grown too old, feeble, and lost the last debate now with his future at stake rumors swirled

Headed to his beach house on the train he claimed to have ridden over one and half million miles

He travels across the collapsed Francis Scott Key bridge, the one that never had railroad tracks, looks back at Washington DC and smiles

He will be remembered by children many generations from now still trying to pay off his debt

But that matters not to him as he played the Biden name for all it was worth and he still gets to drive his Corvette

He rides through areas where unsatisfied citizens would have thrown eggs at his train

But due to his economic policy and the price of eggs the people can only shout something profane

He is cheered however by non-citizens lining the bridges as they don’t work, live in nice hotels with free wifi and TV

He was sure he could have won by campaigning again from his basement and a huge number of preprinted ballots sent in by questionable voters in absentee

But the puppet masters said no, too many people are angry and demanding a change

So the obvious choice falls to the next in line to the VP, the person the current first lady spent the last three years trying to estrange

So the Border Czar will now be tasked with winning the election really hoping the illegal migrants will be able to vote

Crossing in huge caravans the people offer limited skills and a huge burden on a bloated national debt that has a struggling America barely staying afloat

But the man with the weary eyes journeys on waving at nine of his supporters twerking at his car from an overpass

Going by four charging stations with cars that are lined up for a hot and sweaty twenty minute wait for enough juice just to get them home wishing they had bought gas

Angry at being forced out he realizes his office is leaving behind a multitude of unresolved plans

Will the new leadership accept his visions of total greenscape, continued advancement of two foreign wars, and forcing the education of children in gender dysphoria and everything trans

So its with great trepidation that he is returning home knowing he’ll have listen every night to his wife screaming like a banshee

And hiding from the phone constantly ringing with calls from an irate Mayorkas, Blinken and Zelensky

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The New Secret Service

The line of smoked glass black SUVs with lights flashing and in single file roared into the parking lot

This was the B-team assigned to a Trump rally as the A-team had been scheduled for a more important first lady time slot

This crack team of agents emerged from their cars all in dark suits, dark glasses, and a pretentious air of authority

Not listening to the local police this group of feds felt their orders took priority

Talking into their wrists and lapels they let everyone know who was in charge

With their glasses fogging in the heat the dark suits didn’t hide the fact that a couple of the agents looked out of shape and large

But they strutted around acting tough and made their presence known

While 450 feet away a disillusioned youth with a backpack had scaled a building in the open and lay prone

Scanning the crowd with intense glares this group of feds were beginning to feel like real agents of federal law enforcement

Assigned to this rally by the new leader, who rumor had it recently successfully defended the Cheetos factory from an attempted coup by the Frito Bandito, this under-performing group was looking for her endorsement

With sweat running down their backs this batch of agents were wishing the water bottles weren’t left in the car

Farming out the perimeter protection to the local police, this group figured that no one would attempt anything from afar

Obviously looking for an evil movie type assassin this team let a local kid climb up the side of a building in plain sight and assemble his semi-automatic

Bystanders singled out the gunman and pointed him out to the police but apparently that little tidbit was lost in the chain of command and therefore problematic

The shots rang out and the ex-President was wounded and an innocent spectator lay dead

The gunman was also killed only after taking his shots with a bullet to the head

Chaos ensued with the Secret Service looking totally unprepared for this catastrophic event

With pony tail flipping, unable to holster her weapon and blouse straining at the buttons, one agent was doomed to become the face of the agency they represent

Screaming “What’ll we do now?” and “where do we go?” another DEI recruit was not reacting but waiting for instruction

Unfortunately the TV viewership of the US has seen this sadly comic turn of events and formed their own deduction

A troop of Boy Scouts and three German Shepherds could have formed a better security detail

When hiring goals are more concerned with DEI policies this practice, when needed the most, will ultimately fail

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The New Non-Binary Fast Food

In a last ditch effort to keep Biden in office, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Mexico were all admitted as new states

Congress approved admittance of these new states with “yea” votes by all democrats and 16 rinos with a triumphant President claiming it “doesn’t matter how you do in debates”

With four more years of democrats driving working people out of business fast food restaurants took notice

Because the price of value meals is at an all time high the franchisees had a bone to pick with the POTUS

So in keeping with the current trend of bowing to the vocal non-binary trans group

The owners voted and all decided to jump through one more hoop

The thought being is to change the long-standing name of the restaurants to something that played to this group and the liberal press

New branding of the established signature items might be enough to be considered progress

A family of four can now escape a quick serve establishment for approximately $89.85

Due to profit margins shrunk to the penny the restaurant owners were fighting just to survive

Bun Queen now offers its meaty flame broiled burger as the Big Stimulator

This hot juicy product is now a favorite with the non-binary crowd and drag queens in particular

Them-Fil-A once frowned upon for their conservative leanings has had a 180 degree turn in philosophy with this drive thru treasure

Now one can have the Original They-fil-a with the still cold waffle fries a pink lemonade and a wish of “for your pleasure”

Tinker Bell once popular for crushing the late night cravings now features menu items named after woke Disney characters such as Chaps and Dale guacamole

And features a very heavy Three Gay Caballeros flatbread melt, that if thrown across the room could knock down a hockey goalie

McDonnas used to rule the roost, now falling profits have forced drastic moves

The one time signature items are gone replaced with the Big Butch, The Quarter Bender, and the ever popular Rainbow Meal with a toy DEI guidelines approves

Blame it on the economy, the pandemic, government mandates, payroll increases or anything else that has wrecked the fast food trade

But if the democrats continue to destroy the American way of life to pad their own pockets, the fast food industry will be a memory in another decade

The lobster and steak will continue to be served on gold rimmed plates to the Washington elite

And they’ll do anything to stay in power including lie, steal, and cheat

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Who Are The Real Victims?

There has been a lot of crying lately from people in different walks of life claiming to be victims of society

This person claiming to be a victim for being a certain skin color, another due to sexual preference and so on in endless variety

The onslaught continues with different groups claiming to be victims of unscrupulous college loan agreements, an unnamed relative from 150 years ago that may have been a slave and a 60-year old one time groupie claiming rape

The press then runs with these cries as it makes for easy unsourced headlines and has left the country in bad shape

Buying votes from the shallow has always been easy. Make an indignant speech and vow to end people’s hardships with taxpayer money

The number of times during an election period taxpayer funds are used to eliminate these dubious cries and in a sad way, can strike one funny

But take a look at the real victims in this never ending vote buying scheme

It all boils down to quashing the everyday citizen as planned by the Washington socialist regime

In the past four years the citizens have been ordered masked, social distanced, and vaccinated to hold on their livelihood

And the people did it because the government and medicine would always look out for them and that was understood

Strangely people then started dying and not from the lab sourced imported cold

Little did the citizens realize early on the government had struck gold

The government had seized total control of its citizens and Big Pharma had a payoff like never before

Schools were locked down. teachers unions were suddenly powerful, and achievement tests from the students produced an all time low score

Inflation soared. The price of everyday goods, gas, and utililities went through the roof.

Not just a perceived notion but empty wallets and bank accounts offered everyday proof

The DC war machine continues to pour money into Ukraine, Israel, and the Gaza strip

Two wars financed by the taxpayers. A billion here, a few billion there, and a laughable 320 million dollar disintegrating dock for the supply ship

The wars all continue, nothing is accomplished and that’s just the way Washington wants it

And when the hard-earned tax payer money hits the proverbial fan everyone gets their split

Immigration and the open border policies have bled the local governments dry

People living in the street, new diseases popping up everyday and violence at an all time high

So the next time a so-called victim is crying for more money to right their wrong

You might tell them you’ve already given at the office and to move along

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Of Course This Means War

The two geriatrics stood at their respective podiums with their trademark smirks glued to their face

After watching these two spar for two hours, it’s no wonder that American politics is such a disgrace

Both are so infatuated with the heady rush of absolute power they’ll say anything hoping the Republic believes

One an ex-president who has a tendency to rub most the wrong way, and the other to keep his family rich with China, is thick as thieves

Both have had four years to establish an America where citizens felt secure

Of course a quick look at everyday prices, shootings, immigration and all know that is a load of manure

The debate did show the current President as too feeble to stand up to the glare of the spotlight

He spent his first election campaign hiding in his basement and remaining out of sight

Not working this time he needs a distraction to keep America from focusing on his cognitive decline

Trump’s continuing trial doesn’t seem enough to stop him from running and Biden’s power hungry family won’t let him resign

People are now questioning the social media frenzy of gender dysphoria, drag queen displays, and men in womens sports all driven by the rainbow haired

With the Supreme Court clipping the partisan alphabet agencies’ wings the socialists are running scared

The unfettered riots and lawlessness are the mainstay of the same leftist driven media that is behind Biden’s power

When the truth of the matter is the silent majority is starting to wake up, not hiding in their basement, and not prone to cower

The DC puppet masters realize their despotic run is coming to an end without a big distraction

The President needs to put himself “out there” and let America see a true man of action

When Trump stated he could end the war in Ukraine before he took office he raised the eyebrows of the power elite and caused great concern

Should this be true, and Trump is familiar with Ukraine politics, it would certainly end the money stream for the Bidens to earn

Their never ending money laundering scheme needs a boot from Congress to continue to fill the Biden cronies treasure chests

The plan, and it will be explained that it always was, is to enlist the military aged migrants to fight on Ukraine’s soil with full US citizenship offered and no future arrests

So once again we’ll have a real shooting war with “American boots on the ground”

And Biden will claim he’s the decisive Commander in Chief and give his orders from his debilitated equipped basement compound

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