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An Observer of Life in Bad Poetry

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February 2024

A Chinese Knockoff of a Chinese Knockoff

For years Sears Roebuck ruled the world with their catalog sales stores

A person needing help with his garden would walk into the tiny retail store and from the catalog order a wheelbarrow to help with his chores

These small stores always contained a small sampling of what could be requested from the order department

As one had to stroll past an array of Kenmore appliances and Craftsman tool sets before placing the order and checking the length of time for the item shipment

For years the consumer had to accept the retailer’s terms with the only option of comparing prices with the competitor Montgomery Ward

As long as the need wasn’t immediate anything could be ordered, from dubious medicines to as big a house as one could afford

That all changed with introduction of the discount big box retailer and Walmart became the champion of all

Selling everything one might desire, the huge stores became part of the urban sprawl

But the great thing about these stores is founder Sam Walton stocked the stores with products made in the USA

But a better profit margin was found in overseas products and shipped in bulk to distribution centers much to USA manufacturers’ dismay

Soon, as home computers became affordable and on-line ordering became commonplace, the internet giant Amazon emerged

Starting as a book company but eventually offering anything anyone could want the bean counters watched as sales surged

Manufactured in China, so what? The merchandise was priced less than brick and mortar goods and Americans think first with their pocketbook

Soon everyone was in the online business and cost of goods of unknown quality came down to a few pennies and free shipping to get a second look

It seems Chinese manufacturing plants were springing up overnight anxious to throw their hat in the ring

Amazon had created a price war among Chinese manufacturers competing for American dollars all building the same thing

Suddenly on the horizon there’s a new player to steal some of Amazon’s thunder

Selling a host of Chinese goods direct with no middle man this retailer, Temu is looking to pull the Amazon rug from under

So if one is willing to wait for the merchandise that Amazon could have had in the mailbox in two days

The slow boat from China could save money from Amazon’s prices if one is okay with shipping delays

Sounding a lot like ordering from Sears in the fifties it has become an all out price war for the American dollar

Just look the other way as the forced labor to produce the goods is paid virtually nothing and will never be able to rise above living in squalor

When Biden Wins

The ballots were stacked high and waiting to be counted. Trucks with ballot boxes were still being unloaded

The once insurmountable lead for Trump was diminishing as the votes for Biden had exploded

Like a warm knife slicing butter, Biden had forged his way through solid red states

Even when currently on vacation for all the election campaign and not bothering with any debates

Kids, dead people and a multitude of migrants all somehow cast their ballots for this leader of the free world

Democrat voters seemingly ignored the fact this liar, money launderer, decrepit plagiarizer, was rolling to victory as rumors of his alleged rape swirled

Shouting with glee from his victory podium he announced his plan for the next fours years

His inane speech addressed all Republicans as they realized their worst fears

Their previous sixteen years of inaction, only surfacing to feed out of the public trough, were coming home to roost

Thinking back over their lip service bills of self-rightous anger questioning foreign wars and impeachment that all died in committee before they were introduced

In short order he emphasized he was here to save America from the Russian invaders

Also to save the Ukrainian people, wage war on the next pandemic, and provide aid to the southern border river waders

Effective immediately the draft will be reinstated. All unemployed men and women living on American soil will be given a uniform and a gun and pledge to America to be loyal

Homeowners will be taxed on the number of migrants they take into their personal dwelling

The more migrants fed and sheltered result in a much lower tax bracket to make the inconvenience more compelling

The new vaccine will be mandatory for all people regardless of religious belief

The shots will be administered just in case a new pandemic is unleashed and if people die their relatives can deal with the grief

The United States pushed to the brink of war will begin to rebuild Ukraine at the taxpayers expense

With the National Debt completely out of control building a country with a corrupt government makes perfect sense

So why bother to vote in the upcoming election. The democrats will keep counting ballots marked only for Biden until he wins

Then the loyal subjects may bow as the Supreme Ruler passes as all peons have done with previous kings

We Bear No Responsibility

In the continuing puppet show that is Washington DC, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas was asked about the border crisis if he bears any responsibility

Hoping for some reasoning on the huge influx of trespassers, perhaps laying the blame on the President’s senility

Instead, after throwing the border wide open this sock puppet claims the system is broken and it is not his fault

Blame Congress, blame Republicans, blame Trump, place the blame on anything that resonates well in a sound bite but never think about calling a halt

The arms of the congressional collective are fatigued from the perpetual pointing across the aisle

This cartoon show has been non-stop as the dancing donkeys, elephants, and rinos have lapsed into a constant state of denial

The entire system is screaming for term limits for all as the daily Punch and Judy show squares off for the nightly newscast

The idiocy of this collaborative group is on an endless display in everyday life and it all happened fast

The citizens are tired of paying more, receiving less, seeing tax dollars poured into Ukraine, migrants’ pockets and horrible public education

While watching what used to be a good life be swept away in the tide of socialization

“We bear no responsibility for the border crisis,” so states the politicians. But in reality there really is a three-year plan for the migrants

That would be to legalize voting for all who can fog a mirror regardless of citizenship status to keep the power in the hands of the tyrants

Then with the Uniparty firmly established they’ll see who comes with hat in hand asking for a crust of bread

So continue to bear no responsibility for the caravan of unwashed souls but smirk behind closed doors as the real reason for the unfettered surge is left unsaid

Pick A Number, Any Number

Spin the wheel and spin it harder, round and round she goes where she stops nobody knows

Congress continues to pass outrageous bills, spending like there is no tommorrow and doesn’t care what it owes

The world today revolves around huge imaginary numbers tossed about carelessly providing little or no meaning

The national debt is at 34 trillion due to this administration’s drunken spending, Biden’s policies, war involvement on several fronts, the pandemic, and worthless hand wringing involving greening

A trillion here a billion there, the numbers keep climbing as the Feds continue to print more money

People see the funds awarded to Ukraine, the lifelines thrown to green companies and bucks paid for athletic contracts and they are finally beginning to think it’s not funny

The out of control spending has hit a fever pitch as numbers in the billions and trillions are tossed about like confetti in the wind

The numbers craze has hit the private sector as well with juries awarding lawsuit settlements in the millions just because they want to see a private citizen skinned

83 million was awarded to an individual claiming that she was damaged by the hateful rhetoric of another person over the years

And the judge and jury awarded settlement based on the fact the defendant was rich and the plantiff was quick with the alligator tears

In 1970 the nation’s annual budget was figured at 195.3 billion and that year showed a 3.4 billion surplus

Today there is no budget to speak of as the national debt stands at 34 trillion and unfettered spending continues on purpose

Money continues to flow to pet projects because Congress continuously raises the debt ceiling

Putting a heavy burden on our childrens’ children without remorse or feeling

Congress continues to throw money around like they aren’t working with potentially rubber checks

The spending parade must go on with a show of greed as they pour money into their laundering projects

Recent expenditures include 75 billion more to Ukraine, 151 billion to aid in the immigration parade, and the completely unnecessary 127 billion to help erase college debt

Why give borrowers a penny when they were never coerced to obtain a loan but now they want American workers to forgive and forget

Recently a ball player signed a contract so huge he could give every American citizen a million dollars and still have approximately 440 million left on which to survive

Its now a waiting game for this teetering economy to fail to pay it’s loans and crash dive

The outrageous numbers continue. The Big Mac now is over five dollars as the price of that secret sauce has soared

But to listen to the chief poopy pants, the economy is great he roared

The secret is out. Crush America’s spirit with ridiculous spending, treat illegals better than veterans and buy up all the land that’s been farmed

A big thank you to the forefathers for the second amendment and the fact most of the taxpayers are armed

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