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November 2023

Same Phrase, Different Meanings

The government through the years has continuously hung cutesy phrases on their grand schemes

Many are designed to look as though the general public is being cared for, when in reality, sinister motives are behind the government regimes

Let’s take a look at some of these recent phrases created for and used by the citizens because in government they all trust

This is before they come to the realization that this latest plan was designed once again to benefit only the upper crust

Cash for Clunkers: Originally designed to rebate the public for trading in their giant, gas sucking hogs and getting them off the road

Joe Citizen would be given a substantial voucher towards the purchase of a vehicle with improved fuel economy. So America made Toyota and Honda rich trading in their broken down gas guzzlers before they were towed

Cash for Clunkers also can be used to describe members of congress. The American people are fleeced with every purchase and again once every year to keep the payola trough filled

Congress will continue to support foreign wars, climate hoaxes, and mass migration until the citizens develop backbone and show the effects of being red pilled

Shovel Ready Projects: Congress approved an $800 billion economic stimulus plan that would provide an infrastructure overhaul the likes of which America had never seen

It was not surprising when the overhaul never materialized. Only 98 billion was used toward infrastructure. Perhaps the other $700 billion was given to Iran to create a better bomb assembly machine

You can keep your Doctor: This was a great slogan for Universal healthcare. Sign up now and nothing will change, until you read the fine print

Because if your income wasn’t right or you were in the wrong zip code, suddenly the guy with the gourd rattles and the animal mask was the one attending your splint

Them: The new pronouns for a different generation. In the animal kingdom, the bi-pod species all recognize only two genders except one

Now the multi-hued and pierced, forever angry group has decided that having to use a bathroom that doesn’t designate their current costume is cause for a full-blown hissy fit and the need for an immediate liberal press run

Them was originally the title for a 1950s movie about sweet craving insects exposed to atomic radiation and turning into sugar and human craving monster ants

Now, Them may be used to describe someone’s cross-dressing uncle turning into someone’s large Aunt complete with size 12 high heels, monster falsies and genital implants

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Uncle Samantha Wants You

“If your actions inspire others to do more, learn more, and become more, you are a leader,” so stated John Quincy Adams

The Army is now asking soldiers dismissed for refusing the covid vaccine to return to duty according to mailed memorandums

It seems recruitment centers are way behind in making their quotas for the year

So in a gesture of good faith, with hat in hand, the government needs these discharged soldiers back. Whether they get back pay remains unclear

These service members had their lives turned upside down, left broke, out of a job, having to fend for their family and themselves, are now supposed to rush back into uniform and service

As the puppet masters in Washington seeing the current recruiting numbers are starting to get a little nervous

With no potential grunts and cannon fodder signing up, how are they going to support ongoing wars

Much hand wringing and high level “what if” talks were happening behind closed doors

Rumors of a new draft were beginning to circulate through the government controlled communication

Perhaps with a new draft, the government can fill job openings for all the people flooding the streets from mass migration

The migrants can’t serve as they are not citizens. They’re only here for a promised better life and government issued free stuff

Maybe the dress wearing trans officers in the military can inspire others like themselves to sign up, carry a weapon and act tough

It might just work until the Fort Benning sun causes their uniform dresses to wrinkle and their make up run

Word will quickly leak out that military service is work, can be dangerous, and just plain not fun

Perhaps the military can create inspirational TV commercials to run showing a bunch of white kids feeling good about their accomplishments after a day of training

But being around a command of socialist degenerates apparently has interest waning

Finally, an idea was stumbled upon that just might close the recruiting gap

This might just be the optic recruiting offices need and some junior Department of Defense officer could receive a feather in his cap

Perhaps the best way to sign up the little communists the public education system has been creating and up the recruiting numbers that are really starting to lag

When the Chairman of the Communist Party comes to the United States for a visit, have a fully uniformed soldier in dress blues stand at attention holding China’s Communist Flag

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Its All In The Genes

News Flash! The Republican Party has just voted to oust the Elephant logo and replace the once proud and mighty symbol with a lemming

For seven years the Republican Party has allowed Ronna McDaniel lead to constant failures at the ballot box and then put up with her hawing and hemming

The new mascot being a small mouse-like rodent that blindly follows one another to a perceived better life

Just as today’s voters swallow the disinformation spewed from their I-phones advising a new term free from strife

Since her election, America has watched the Grand Old Party lose seven governorships, three seats in the Senate, nineteen seats in Congress and the Presidency

A debate is currently raging about x and y chromosomes. It should also be noted that a L chromosome applying to all genders has revelancy

The L or loser chromosome is inherited and passed down through the generations

Strangely, the carriers of this trait are able to force their incompetence on various populations

Think Sonny Boy Bush or Uncle Romney from the Republican Party. One destabilized the Mid-east and one couldn’t defeat an Iranian loving, America hating imperialist.

One chased imaginary weapons of mass destruction and one lost to the person that fanned real domestic flames of mass destruction turning America’s voters attitudes to that of defeatist

Just like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, the Republicans continue to allow McDaniel to preside

Thinking “its only two more years” has now turned to eight as the democrats continue to conquer and divide

As the once proud American citizen has been reduced to ask, “O death where is thy sting?”

It appears now that America’s death was elected and resides part time in the West Wing

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Tax the Tip then Tax the Tax

Biden and his cronies have involved America in another war and cannot print money fast enough

The President realizing his cash reserves had run out long ago circled his toadies and tried to act tough

His act was somewhat negated by an aide sitting nearby with a box of adult diapers and a drool rag

His demand was to raise immediate cash to fund his multiple wars before the first serviceman returns home in a body bag

“We need to figure a way to quietly raise taxes before the people realize their already massive taxes are really supporting the One World Order”

“We can’t tax the migrants crossing the river as they’ve given all their cash to the cartels that allowed them to cross our border”

We can’t raise anymore taxes on income, dividends, property, purchases, food, travel, communication, entertainment, schools, utilities, or death since I promised to not raise taxes

“We need to find a way to bring in revenue in a hidden way to fool the masses”

“Sir,” piped up a government pip squeak. “Just a thought, but we don’t tax tips”

“What?” exclaimed the startled POTUS. We’re not collecting money from the person bringing us the dip and chips?”

“That needs to end now. Why I just left five dollars at the ice cream shop for the server with fine smelling hair”

“Getting some of that tip back immediately would seem very fair”

“And then Mr. President dare I say, we could then tax the tax,” stated the pip squeak

“I like it,” mumbled the Prez. “It means more we can pour new money into Ukraine’s coffers and slip a few bucks to whoever is in charge of the Gaza Strip conflict this week”

“But we won’t stop there, we’ll add a 2% “surcharge” to all taxes paid”

“Think about the immediate funds we can raise and most of the public will shrug and say it’s only 2% without realizing they’ve been played”

“Then they’ll turn back to their miserable little Facebook posts and reality TV and forget about the state of the nation”

“Since there are no migrants camping in their yard, no bullet holes in their car, or bombs exploding in their neighborhood, they’ll just sigh and pay this new taxation”

“If anyone protests or complains they’ll be turned in to the DOJ or the FBI

The agencies whose current motto is, They’re all a bunch of nobodies, and they all will comply”

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