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August 2023

Another Week, Another Camera Puppet

This week another rising star in the Georgia 15 minutes of fame political scene gets her moment in the sun

A member of the “Al Sharpton School for Camera Puppetry Arts,” filed indictments against the former President hoping among the same tired charges there exists a smoking gun

Appearing in front of the cameras everytime the light comes on she represents a city that was once “too busy to hate”

Future political ambitions are at stake with these indictments as she might just come off looking like a political lightweight

With the turmoil that is the democrat party and the spineless bottom feeders representing republicans, the Fulton County courtroom may turn out to be just a mere sideshow

Maybe the mug shots of these desperate criminals plastered all over the news will help cover the rapid decline of what is America led by “Vacation Joe”

Inflation, immigration, criminal behavior, homelessness, the Ukraine piggy bank, all are child’s play when a despicable phone call is made questioning the integrity of a final vote count

Replays have become common place in sports. Challenging a questionable call that could change a game’s outcome is considered routine and necessary. But a phone call that could change the course of the country shouldn’t be considered paramount

Here’s some news for the glamour photo queen heading the attack on the former Commander in Chief

If there were substance to the charges the Feds would have already nailed his hide to the wall. Once this sad comedy plays out the voters will breathe a sigh of relief

All the voters care about now is who will be the running mate

Should the right candidate be announced, it might take the potential 12 years to set this country straight

A lot of America is now terrified after watching the United States become a banana republic in less than three years

This time the public will be voting with their wallets, their children’s future, and their own well-being while they watch the democrats slowly drown in an ocean of crocodile tears

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The teacher worked tirelessly and had become increasingly frustrated and enraged

She’d spent her free time grading papers and writing lesson plans only to watch her class with their texts be engaged

The phones had been allowed in the classrooms since school shootings had become common place

Two years of enforcing digital learning ruined the classroom experience as public education had become a national disgrace

Now the top of heads is all this teacher sees as no one bothers to look up from their texts

She realizes no one is giving a thought to the current subject matter as the students are juvenile, boorish and highly sexed

She was young not that long ago and can imagine what the texts are like

More or less, they all have the same theme about current best friends, likes, dislikes and wishing the teacher would take a hike

The texts would all have the substance of phone conversations heard at Walmart

In other words passing time, and displaying the fact that the caller is not that smart

“gas ayt”

“booms”

“bic faak”

“rbay”

“ig2r”

Today’s texts were yesterdays phone calls. Only now one can instantly have a private line or a party line depending what information needs to be dispersed

Teenage angst, general information, and status can all be summed up in four or five letters depending on what needs to be conversed

The teacher came from the era when notes were passed when the instructor wasn’t looking like the scene from the movie Sixteen Candles

When friends handed folded notes back and and forth including intimate surveys, gossip and the latest scandals

She understands this is the new shorthand and one must be skilled in texting to comprehend

But she also knew the adults in the room had their own measures to counter this trend

All that is needed to completely confuse the texting generation are instructions or statements written in cursive

Anything in cursive to this texting generation might be considered sinister and subversive

The new generation has a real problem writing anything that can’t accomplished with two thumbs. Which explained the answer she received on multiple fill-in-the-blank test questions that weren’t graded very high

The four letter text simply stated “esad”

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Your Social Score, Your New Life

With the re-election of the demented one, the US adopted a social credit score system. Where Big Brother is finally able to control your every movement like never before

Be a good little socialist and you’ll be able to provide your family with food and heat, but any balk at the stringent rules and regulations will result in a bad credit score

Electricity, gasoline, internet access, and everyday purchases will all be granted based on your behavior

One will have to toe the line because once implemented, on the horizon there rides no savior

Try posting something on the internet that doesn’t lean to the left, buying a gasoline fueled car, or too much beef and you will be stopped

The rules for life are all posted. Follow the guidelines without push back, You will adopt

The system will work flawlessly. The newly armed agents will enforce all mandates and lock downs

However, this new system didn’t allow for one forgotten component that should have been obvious to these government clowns

The never ending Ukraine War, the New Green Deal, and the border crisis were all costing money the government didn’t have

Desperately the government will begin seeking other sources of income like a hemorrhoid needs salve

To soothe the never ending cash itch it was decided that a credit box be installed in citizen’s abodes

You need something but your credit score is stopping the transaction. Swipe your card for the needed item as your income steadily erodes

Need some additonal rationed ground beef to feed the guests? Tap your government issued bank card

Just remember, with that purchase, next month’s sale of beef will be barred

More gas for the vacation, download an additional movie, power for Christmas lights? Feed the box

Don’t even think about buying any property, a second car, or any stocks

Major purchases are prohibited unless one obtains a phenomenal social credit score awarded to very few

You will obey every command if you ever want to own a boat, a pet, or even an approved tattoo

Once running afoul of the new laws, remaining rights and privileges are removed and quiet resignation takes place

As liberal judges in their kangaroo court wave their wand and sides with extreme socialist idealism in every case

Remembering after the fact that Washington DC is full of liars, promises are cheap and votes are easily bought

So now the citizens can sit back in their drab marginally heated room and watch the rest of America rot

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46000 Years Old Roundworms Found Alive

A Washington DC high school had been studying about fossils suspended in time found frozen in the ground

It seems that a group of researchers were jubilant as to the species of roundworms they had found

The researchers had collected and revived prehistoric roundworms from 46000 years old Siberian permafrost

The worms seemed to enter into a state called cryptobiosis and reduced their metabolism to low levels. Surprisingly living this long, this idea to congress was not lost

One of the authors of this study stated, “we can say they are alive because they move, they eat bacteria off the culture plate, and they reproduce.”

Special meetings in Congress were called as this cryptobiosis theory could become their next golden goose

Imagine a 312-year-old senator in his 46th term still approving 20 billion more for Ukraine and able to legislate how a woman can control her relationships

The fact that living in this cryptobiosis state a senator may continue with all the perks of their office never having to worry about cashing in his chips

So the archeology club set out one day to dig in the cold atmosphere around Capitol Hill

Using rock picks and whisk brooms, they slowly uncovered several bodies, barely able to fog a mirror with brain activity very still

According to the club’s sponsor the people uncovered could only be powered by stuffing large amounts of currency in their pockets

And once all fueled up they are only capable of eating and then preparing Trump criminal dockets

Working steadily the club exposed several species of prehistoric congressional members, able to move ever so slightly without bending over to wheeze

The group’s work revealed a Pelosisaurus, a Bernie T Rex, and a Maxineodactyl. The only discovery they couldn’t revive was a McConnellatops which seemed to be in a permanent freeze

But the hypothesis formed by the club going into the dig proved true

As long as a familiar name appears on a ballot, old age, criminal records, and campaign promises don’t matter as they’ll still be voted through

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