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June 2023

Hunter’s Potential NIL Deal

Recently much has been written about student athletes selling their likeness and name in college sports

Recruitment has taken a new approach from sitting on Mama’s couch to now openly waving around the big bucks says the news reports

Major cash payments are made to star athletes to make sure they sign with a specific team

Coincidentally, the selling of a name and likeness has also been a Biden dream

With the help of both the DOJ and the FBI there is no limit to the amount of cash any Biden can stash

The Bidens are sure that money buys class so people will no longer imply the White House is occupied by slimey white trash

Let’s all take a look at the potential sales for name and likeness for the now scot-free Hunter Biden

As he just received a slap on the wrist and is now thumbing his nose at everyday folks because daddy is presiding

The radio is now free to play the tiresome jingle of the Hunter endorsed Jo-boi’s crack house.

♫We get the best crack, it’ll sure get you high and then as a bonus when you can’t leave the house you get to bang your dead brother’s spouse♫

Also lining up for their share their payola with Hunter is the kiddie porn website Lil T&A

This website seems to focus on immature relatives dressed in lingerie on which uncles, daddies and granddaddies may prey

Not wanting to be left out of the cash cow give away is Big Mike’s Pawn and Gun Shop

Included with each gun sale is a fake certificate stating the background check is legit and directions for when things get hot to the nearest clandestine dumpster drop

Finally, foreign countries are all clamoring to have a Biden seated on the board

State run gas companies, off shore banking, and climate change dodges are all paying the Big Guy and son all they can afford

So once again college athletics have been reduced to looking like rank amateurs when it comes to raking in the big bucks

Now instead of the deep pockets of influential alumni boosters, this NIL campaign is financed by foreign governments with security provided by the DOJ and the FBI and that is what really sucks

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Buying Votes With Fairy Tales

Election season is gearing up and once again voters are being courted with fairy tales.

We’ll give you money, raise your flag, and cancel your debt. They resort to impossible myths when all else fails

Reparations are creeping back into the mainstream nightly broadcasts. Voters will happily vote for a person when there’s a shot at free millions

And shake their fist at those stating that reparations are a pipe dream designed only to anger a particular base as everyone else are racist villains

Money is the root of all evil. Even with many state governments providing lip service to the idea of reparations, none can afford to cut the checks

They all know the state treasury does not hold the billions demanded for 200 year old injustices but it does give those all opposing to be called white supremacist red necks

The Cornell Law website states that a contract is “an agreement between parties creating mutual obligations that are enforced by law”

This administration once again is going for the vote by trying to cancel college debt never forced on anyone but due to the interest charged are currently living in the basement of an inlaw

A college degree is no longer a ticket to instant riches and spending a quarter million on a liberal arts degree just doesn’t make good sense

But to get your vote this administration will talk a tough game only before being told by the courts that cancelling debts is illegal and you’re still on the hook for the full expense

The sadness and confusion in a child’s eyes after being told by his teacher that’s it’s okay not to tell his parents if he doubts his boyhood

When in reality his stutter is the stress from the classroom bully who punches and jeers when the kid is misunderstood

“Here’s a pamphlet to read, just ask me questions, and we’ll see a special doctor on Thursday

“And we’ll work on understanding our feelings and just remember it’s okay to be gay”

Finally, by lumping all LGBT under the same umbrella this administration can strike a blow at all who oppose any transition in a child

They’ll all vote for President Applesauce because he flew the Pride Flag on the White House steps and in the photo op, his staff all applauded and smiled

The fact is most don’t care what adults do with other adults behind closed doors

But selling fleeting fantasies and dreams are best left to the professional whores

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